OOH! OOH! MR PEEVLY! (spelling corrected)
My question to you is this: when people say that if you're homophobic that must mean you're a bit bent, do these same people think that if you're a racist you must be a bit black*?

Alt: Which is your favourite character in 'The Hair Bear Bunch'?

*or whichever minority applies

PS Sorry about this thread. At least it's a real one, though.

Alt alt: Paedophiles. Why is the collective noun for nonces always a 'ring' and can you think of another group of people with the same one? I can only think of car thieves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:36, 116 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Or if you are xenophobic does that make you a bit foreign.
I would have to reply: "Yes".

And furthermore: "Get the fuck out of my country."

Alt: Mr Peavley, of course. But I also like that it's called the Wonderland Zoo.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Alt: Any zoo named after a notorious paedophile ring gets my vote.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Any peado that refers to himself being part of a ring, gets my vote.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I don't like Only Fools and Horses
Or anyone from Peckham come to think of it.

As now I think about it, I am a bit Peckish.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)

MY GREAT NAN WAS FROM PECKHAM YOU CUNT.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)

She wasn't that great tbh.
Her teeth fell out mid-nosh and it put me off a small amount.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)

You're showing your age there.
She's been dead for over twenty years.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)

This was only last year that I'm on about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Not enough to stop you from pumping large quantities of jizz down Barry's octegenarian Gran's throat though, eh Monty?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)

YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)

It would have been more believable if he'd said it was my great aunt, she runs a brasshouse in Lambeth.
My mum won't let me meet her.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Leave the internet for 2 hours. Now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)

THIS IS A REAL THREAD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Say it once more

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:43, Reply)

YOU ARE A REAL BENDER

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Have you googled 'naked man having a poo' yet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Nah just took a mirror into the shitter.
3D INNIT
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Live action man pooing! The best kind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)

HE DOESN'T HAVE A COCK LET ALONE AN ANUS
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:07, Reply)

i like group nouns, they make me laugh
a parliament of owls, a clowder of kittens, a murder of ravens, a wunch of bankers... why???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Knee deep in clunge?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)

a lounge of lizards, fucking awesome
and a skulk of foxes. and a bloat of hippopotami. and a sneak of weasels.

but a flange of baboons? surely not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)

I like 'a Peavley of bears'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Sleuth of bears. Silly Monty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)

That only applies to Yogi.
He's smarter than the average ones.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)

An ostentation of Shpanish peacocksh.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)

I've got a feeling the collective noun for apes is a shrewdness.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)

No, it's 'a bent spastic of Apes'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)

POTD!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)

a crash of rhinos?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Isn't it a murder of crows?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Yes but don't let Lampers hear you say that.
I told her he was probably just on holiday and would doubtless call soon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)

a raven is a kind of crow, i think
so is a jackdaw. and a jay.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)

you are incorrect, one is 4x the size of the other

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)

riiiiiiiight
but a miniature dachshund and a newfoundland, which are both dogs, are exactly the same size?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)

no swipey, they're corvids but of different species. here you go
www.angelfire.com/id/ravensknowledge/ravensvscrows.html
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)

According to the most reliable site on the web, it's an 'Unkindness' of ravens

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)

A Monty of skint people.
A Swipe of middle class northern lawyers.
A Bobby of fat people.

etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Middle class?
Look out, son.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)

A Battered of the bullied?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:51, Reply)

A shut-in of geeks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Clicks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)

A forum of benders.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)

a ring of roses

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)

i am not racist but i am a bit black sort of kind of
cos i have dark hair and that.

I never saw the hair bear bunch

they have wrestling rings, does that count? no?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:46, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)

what about phoens? they ring? no?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Phones - one of my favourite groups of PEOPLE.
Up there with wrestling arenas.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)

and weddings, weddings have rings
what about circuses? they have ringleaders? is that what we're looking for here?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Alt: the bear with the hair.
Alt Alt: Fairies.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)

You mean 'Hair Bear'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Why is he wearing a belt if he has no trousers?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)

FASHION, young Bethany - FASHION.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:07, Reply)

I wouldn't know anything about that
what with being old and that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:55, Reply)

oh man, this is so embarrasing for you, you've been spelling peavley wrong all day

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)

I'm on the brink of deleting my account and killing myself.
In that order.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)

do it the other way around, just to MESS WITH OUR HEADS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)

That explains why I couldn't find who you were talking about...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)

yeah me too, i hate him for making me feel so stupid all day

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Err, Quinten.
It doesn't have the letter 'a' in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)

thats what i mean, i spelled it how he spelt it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:57, Reply)

DURR.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)

oh well now i'm off to kill myself and delete my account
IN THAT ORDER
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)

HI IS YOUR IRL NAME BEN?
AS IN 'BEN DURR'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:03, Reply)

i'm dead now, i hope your happy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Soz Ben.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Leave young Hardwick alone!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:07, Reply)

I've tried but I just can't.
He's just so sexy and yellow.

Thinking about it, his family should sue Matt Groening.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)

no amount of a pologies will ever bring me back, you are responsible for taking a human life
how does that make you feel eh?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Visibly aroused.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)

:o

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:09, Reply)

human
yeah right
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)

i don't know why you hate me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)

yeah DURR, QUINTEN. DURR.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Al = Potch

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)

That Mr Peevly
He's no Officer Dibble...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)

HOW DARE YOU.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Ranger Smith was soooo handsome

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)

One bottle of port down, one to go.
I had to change Port and y-fronts Monday to Port and longjohns Monday though because it's bloody cold.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)

And what is sir's port of choice today?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:03, Reply)

New

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Adown

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)

mos eisley
(hahahahaha STAR WARS)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:05, Reply)

There's a storm brewing, I'm not fussy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Dow's Finest Reserve.
It's all Waitrose have in that isn't shit, I've emailed them a thousand times to sort it out in my local branch and they've finally caved in. Won't be updated til April though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:06, Reply)

You should get on the Matusalem Old Oloroso sherry next.
Once you've tried it you can gaz me your eternal thanks.

www.majestic.co.uk/find/product-is-24203
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Sixteen quid is a lot for a bottle I'll finish in under an hour.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:12, Reply)

It's fucking superb.
Give it a go son.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:13, Reply)

my nan drinks sherry
lol not really she's dead
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:13, Reply)

My uncle got me a bottle of champaign as a welcoming into my flat. It's a moet something or other, I don't really know. I've kept it in a hidden place in my bedroom instead of being with the rest of my booze.
He said I'm not allowed to open it until the day I propose... if it goes well, then great, and if not, I'll have a nice drink to save my woes.

I really like Ice Wine, I'm gonna get some.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:40, Reply)

How did your date go on Sunday Gonz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:43, Reply)

It's happening next saturday instead, which is WAY better.
Last saturday she did an all-nighter at the iMax, they had a lord of the rings marathon. And on sunday for some reason my tablets kicked in double-hard. I called her at 4ish to see what time she's coming 'round, and she said "Oh shit, really really sorry, just woke up, do you mind if we meet up next saturday instead?" and to tell you the truth I was well pleased 'cus I was shattered.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Best propose quickly then, Gonz.
Champagne doesn't really keep that long, if you leave it for years and years it will taste like shit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:05, Reply)

Oh man, I'd hate to let my uncle down.
What do you think is the likely-hood of noticing a tennis ball has been replaced with a grinade?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:20, Reply)

I think more people should drink what they want to drink rather than drink something they don't like (or force themselves to like over years of drinking it).
True story, the hardest, toughest and roughest people I know all drink cocktails a alchopops. Do you know why? 'cus it tastes nice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:35, Reply)

And women and gays.... hardest, toughest, roughest, gays and women.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:45, Reply)

I completely agree.
Which is why in pubs full of rough blokes going to football I'll be standing there drinking white wine. You have to be cool enough to pull it off though. I'm cool enough, obviously.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)

I'll have a Babycham...

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)

I've drunk Babycham with bikers
and been roundly mocked for it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:43, Reply)

I though bikers liked Babycham
They did in a 1980's advert anyway.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Well by the 90s it was not so.
and my argument of "fuck it, it was cheap, it gets you pissed and it's only perry at the end of the day" held no water.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:53, Reply)

It was cheap because nobody was daft enough to buy it
Aereated Cider. Wrong.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)

I love a shandy on a hot day, it tastes nice and reffreshing.
It's not a race to see who can get pissed first.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Easy now Gonz
you sound almost as bad as Stunned there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Almost.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:47, Reply)

True.
Gonz still exudes an animal masculinity that keeps him a level above Stunned's limp-wristed nacyboyishnes.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Two levels above, I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:50, Reply)

I bow to your superior judgement in the matter Mr. Boyce.
Right I'm off to a pub full of geeks where I expect to be the most masculine one in the room. Those of you who have met me will know with what weight to take this statement.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Good Lord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Well it sort of is

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:54, Reply)

You're quite right Gonz
I'll put this Brasso down right away and get a better brand of industrial alcohol.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Nail polish?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)

You could cure the hangover it would give you with nail polish remover.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)

I think you sniff that don't you?
There used to be kids wandering around Leeds with cerise noses.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:42, Reply)

I mean, I googled Brasso and it told me it was nail polish.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:44, Reply)

No, it's brass/metal polish
It has a huge alcohol content and was/is the tipple de jour of the jaunty tramp about town.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Brasso is what you clean your metal ornaments with, Gonz
or would have done back in the 1950's. Nail polish remover is essentially just acetone and will give you a headache.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:47, Reply)

I greatly enjoyed your company on Saturday.
I am sorry about my awful friends.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:52, Reply)

It was lovely to see you too, Monters
don't worry about your friends - I made it home entirely unmolested.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Only because Stunned is gay and I was spannered.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I am slightly in awe of both yours and Stunned's capacity for intoxicants
I'm half your age and I was dying on my arse by 2am.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Thanks for offering me a go on your kebab.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:03, Reply)

It was the garlic sauce that did it, I'm sure.

(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:05, Reply)

That was 'extra special mayo'
I hope the bed with comfortable. According to Stunned, we called it a night at 6am, which means I only missed you leaving by about an hour and a half.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:07, Reply)

Yes, it was around then
ie, getting light outside...
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:10, Reply)

Still, it was a good night. And it was nice to see you again.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:11, Reply)

Yes, it was
and it was good to see you too. Although I think you're a masochist for going out drinking again on Sunday afternoon.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Well I'm off to the gym this evening.
So that'll make up for it!

How is the packing coming along?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:17, Reply)

What is this 'packing' business?
it's not. I haven't started.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:20, Reply)

It involves fudge.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:25, Reply)

If sticking all of my books in to boxes involved sweets
I'd be much more inclined to do it.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Any news on the Masters?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Roger Delgado died in a car crash in 1973.
Anthony Ainley carked it in undisclosed circumstances.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:30, Reply)

I hope Anthony died in more
Convincing circumstances than when Tom Baker fell off Jodrell Bank.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:32, Reply)

Well, he really did die
so I guess that's fairly convincing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:36, Reply)

No he didn't.
He appeared in Life on Mars.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:38, Reply)

Boss has finally submitted her reference
and my application is now being assessed. Should hear about an interview by the end of the month, hopefully.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:31, Reply)

Fingers crossed!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:32, Reply)

Oh good, I'd be gutted if I missed out on that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:59, Reply)

Ahh, cool, I wasn't really concentrating.
My dad used to work on the markets back in the day, him and his mate burried brass candle holders for a week and all the urine in the house for that week would be poured on the ground where they're burried. He wasn't selling other antquies on the stoll and only put one pare up a day, then act like he didn't know anything about them, that he just got them from a house clearance or something like that.... let people draw their own conclusions.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:58, Reply)

I'm putting the port down, I'm quite pissed.
I'll also be locking my phone away as I'm a fucking horrendous drunk texter
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:47, Reply)

You have an evening ahead of you
How will you fill it?

When you say you're "putting the port down" do you mean in your drinks cabinet or in your gut? I heartily recommend the latter.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:52, Reply)

I went out last night and spent sixty quid on treble vodkas and orange.
There is no way I'm going out tonight. I've decided to carry on with the port though, and I'll fill the rest of the evening watching Undeclared.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:02, Reply)

sorry but correcting the sunject header is not enough
Please use the saerch function to find all incorrect spellings of 'peavely' and make them right.

Thanks.
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:00, Reply)

What's a sunject?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Samantha Fox?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:05, Reply)

100

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:10, Reply)

Always thought you were a younger chap Bobby
Anyway, congrats, and I hope you got your telegram off the queen.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:23, Reply)