I reacon you'd last a good five or six years trapped in a car in the snow

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh Rory you terrible card.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:51, Reply)

that's because
i always carry tins of food in the car in case of nuclear attack. There was a scare a little while back - turned out it was just one of your farts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Way to throw a compliment back in my face, you're possessed with the ability to survive lifes catastrophes like nuclear Armageddon based on fat storage
you're like a fricking cockroach
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:58, Reply)

Well my mother was a cockroach
and my father is a genetic experiment to splice Ray Mears and that Bear Grylls guy. I am indestructable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:00, Reply)

larp will somehow survive the end of humanity as we know it
and most known pie recipies
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:02, Reply)

In Mark Chadbourne's books
a bunch of larpers do survive a world crisis and are involved with the reorganisation of the country. They only get a brief mention, but the group it's based on is the one I was in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:05, Reply)

LARPing...
When I first heard about I thought I was being trolled. But then someone showed me pictures.

I wanted to die.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:05, Reply)

MY LONG LOST SISTER!

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:02, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!1
I though you were still in that laboratory after all the 'unpleasantness'?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:05, Reply)

They played commercial radio to me.
They made me read tabloids.

They made me think that ITV is an artform.

BUT I'M ALIVE, I TELL YA!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:13, Reply)

is that really living?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:15, Reply)

It's all I know

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:17, Reply)