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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Generic Evening Thread
Dinner - reheated chinese from yesterday (special fried rice, chicken'n'cashewnuts in yellow been, crispy shredded chicken (no chili)
Some internet link Here is something really creepy - donglutsdinosaurs.com/gallery-1-tour/
My day - Had a rough day, poor old diddums me. But, but, I then went docs and got some tablets and now I'm alright.
Plans for this evening I'm going to have a destressing bath, with candles and smelly stuff and chocolate.
Thought for the day I'm 100% deffo getting some silk PJs come pay-day.

What's your waffle for the evneing
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:52, 200 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Hmm
Dinner - ham and mustard sandwich, bottle of wine
Internet link - perverted
My day - nice job in Saltaire, 4 hours work for £115.
Plans for this evening - another bottle of wine and being tedious on line
Thought for the day - The more you know, the less the better
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:00, Reply)
What's saltaire? isn't it like being ironic or osmething?
I wish I liked wine, beer too, but I like drinks I can drink by the gulp rather than sip.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:17, Reply)
A world heritage site
www.saltairevillage.info/

It's where the aspirational classes in West Yorkshire live. It's about 20% of my income and it's a lovely place.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:21, Reply)
What sort of work is it?
They could do with a new website.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Property rental
There's a huge market - the website doesn't really sum it up but it's a lovely place to live.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Cool, what do you do in regards to that?
I don't get how you got companies worth millions who won't spend a grand on a good website.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:45, Reply)
Oh we've been through this before.
I do inventories, and check out reports on rental properties.

The website is the work of, I guess, the custodians of the heritage site.

This may be better as a living place:-

www.victoria-mills.com/site/local-area/saltaire
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:53, Reply)
Ah,Saltaire...where quenders play.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Like York, but cheaper

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:59, Reply)
Only high class quenders round here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:04, Reply)
Hmm
Dinner - Pasta
Internet Link - www.bbc.co.uk (just to mark the Chompy being on holiday thing)
My Day - Lazy - did some job applications and contacted recruiters
Plans for this evening - Gym/Telly
Thought for the day - I won't be buying silk PJs come pay-day.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:03, Reply)
How you doing the pasta?
What sort of work you looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:18, Reply)
Just a packet of fresh pasta from Tesco with some generic 'fresh' sauce with it.
I'm planning on going to the gym later, so I didn't want anything too heavy.

As for work, another contract (I'm a Business Analyst), probably staying with a Solvency ii project as at the moment, it pays more.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Sounds good, you know what I really fancy this week? Exactly what you're having with a veal schnitzel.
I got a pheasent and not sure what to do with it.

Coolio, and what kind of thing does a Buisness Analyst do? Do you come up with how much a place could/can make if they do XYZ? There must be a lot to consider with that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:27, Reply)
There is a lot of variation depending on where you work.
It can be anything from requirements gathering to writing technical doucmentation to financial analysis.

The project I'm working on at the moment is a European wide insurance risk project.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:31, Reply)
It sounds very very complex to me.
How do you work out insurance for whole of europe/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Hang on, I'll find you a link to one of the jobs I've applied for, it'll explain what do I better.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:49, Reply)
Dinner: pizza.
Internet link: borked.
My day: applied for three jobs and started a fourth; I'll finish that one tomorrow.
Evening plans: fuck all.
Thought for the day: Something has to come up soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:04, Reply)
Live always works out, you'll get something in the end.
I'm pretty sure I remember you saying you were working in a jobcentre or something like that... that you used to work there and they have the same staff. Something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:19, Reply)
I used to, about ten years ago.
Since then I've done regeneration stuff. However, I've reapplied for the Jobcentre as they have 4000 jobs going nationally. Feedback from the online assessment is very positive but they're still doing the application sifting, which so far has taken a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:22, Reply)
Coolio, it's a bit of a joke that the job centre takes so long to fill a possition.
There was something on the telly the other day about a bloke challanging an MP or whatever to living off benfits for a week in his area. I'd fucking love to see that, these people are so far removed from what people have to go through that it's unreal.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:30, Reply)
The cogs in the civil service turn very slowly.
I imagine they've had thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of applications for these posts, so it's not too surprising really. But still...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:37, Reply)
In the mean time, a job roll has gone unfilled, someone has had to make up the work-load and loads of people are left wondering and waiting if they have a job.
What happens if you get a good offer tomo and then three weeks later you get an interview for the civil service one?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:42, Reply)
I'd take whatever's offered, really.
Can't not. If I got a Jobcentre interview, whether I would go or not would depend on what I was doing at the time, the pay I was getting, the location...

Working in the Jobcentre was pretty soul destroying, to be honest, but a lot of that was down to the office I worked in (a bigger bunch of humourless, joyless bastards you couldn't hope to meet) and the constant red tape.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:47, Reply)
With your spelling gonz, I'm not sure if a destressing bath is the relaxing thing I would normally expect it to be.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:05, Reply)
unstressing?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:19, Reply)
No, I think de-stressing would be right, its just very close to distressing...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Does the prefix 'di' mean more-so ? That's a weird one, distressing meaning the oppersite to destressing.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:31, Reply)
I don't think the 'di' counts as a prefix really. Distressing is just a stand alone word, I think.
I'm not actually sure. This has got me questioning things that I just take for granted usually.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:36, Reply)
Don't be the sheep that just accepts spellings "simply because they are".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:39, Reply)
I think it means 2 quite often
like dialogue (two people talking) vs monologue (one person blithering on)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Doesn't really lead to much open discussion, this.
So permit me to ask a question - giving up smoking. It's been the best part of 30 years but I really need to stop.

How?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:14, Reply)
I could do quite quitting, it's the price more than anything thats doing it for me.
If I could go back in time and force myself not to do just one thing that I've done in my life, it'll be taking up smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:20, Reply)
have you tried quitting before?
what didn't work then?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:26, Reply)
9 month on nicotine gum worked for me.
I then just switched to normal chewing gum because I was so used to chewing something all the time. I didn't notice the difference at all and then just slowly cut down on that. Haven't smoked in a year and two months now.

It was really as easy as I made that sound, BUT it was my 5th or 6th attempt to quit and I failed miserably every other time, so I assume something in my mindset was different this time too.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:29, Reply)
I'm not a chewer really
I'm quite fit for my age, but I am my age (44 this year) and I want to stay fit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:36, Reply)
Me neither which is why I weaned myself back off again
but I took it up as the preferable option to carrying on smoking.

Could try the lozenges instead? you just stick them under your tongue until they dissolve.

Good luck with whatever you try.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:47, Reply)
Thanks - I'll try whatever I feel best with
I'm going back to old QOTW days, but didn't you have an Ulverston connection once?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Yeah, I visit there a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:04, Reply)
I tend to be occasional evenings on O/T
I was brought up in Barrow, but I'm better now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:08, Reply)
I was in Barrow a couple of weekends ago. Walking on Walney Island, specifically.
I've been to worse places than Barrow. Shame it's economy is so fucked really, it could be a great town.

Although it's all relative, I'm from Basildon, so don't have a high baseline.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:15, Reply)
I live in Bradford now. It's worse than Barrow but it has better things nearby.
My old man was brought up on Walney. We chucked his ashes into the wind at Biggar on Christmas Day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:30, Reply)
the way forward
is E-lites - give them a go, I've cut down massively.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:58, Reply)
It's the actually wanting to quit that matters, if you catch my drift?
With that strength inside you then quitting without assistance is a doddle.
That's how I did it, after nigh on twenty years of 20 Regal King Size a day.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Haha pikey

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:35, Reply)
ive just been watching this show called awake, its pretty intense
Hes living in two realities after a.fatal crash, in one reality his son is dead, he lives and deals with his wife and helping her until he goes to bed when he wakes hes in a reality where instead his wife died and hes raising his son.
it was pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Oh man, that sounds good, I'm gonna download that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:20, Reply)
I'm loving Alchatraz at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:21, Reply)
i had meant to watch that but never got around to it
Have you watched revenge at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Nah', whats that about?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:32, Reply)
A girls father was framed for a terrorist plot and she grows up and goes after them for revenge

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:44, Reply)
How was your birthday K
Did you get lots of nice gifts?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:24, Reply)
i only got a couple of gifts
Birthday was bangin, my whole body hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:27, Reply)
It's all about the people not the gifts innit.
We celebrated your birthday properly in London.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:29, Reply)
what a load of crap

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:30, Reply)
We did.
I celebrated your birthday for about 15 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:31, Reply)
I'd proper love you coming down london

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:33, Reply)
i think im gonna take my tax money and put it toward a trip
Or maybe to get drunk
i'll probably waste it to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:38, Reply)
How does that work K?
Over here, we have to pay tax, rather than use it to go on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:46, Reply)
they take tax from our wages sometimes you get it back
I dont know why or how
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:49, Reply)
Woo!
When are tax rebated usually issued - we can start planning your European Vacation!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:52, Reply)
i should be getting it within the week

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:56, Reply)
You can come over for the cider boat!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:57, Reply)
ive signed up

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:01, Reply)
You won't come.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:03, Reply)
probably not
I hate cider and I like to have all the attention.so i'll probably form my own event
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Cider here is very different to your Cider.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:06, Reply)
Just so you know, Cider over here isn't 'apple juice' like it is in some of the states.
We don't all go to the bar to drink apple juice.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:09, Reply)
According to my Merkan friends
our cider is called 'hard cider'.

Merkan cider seems to be all but non-alcoholic.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:14, Reply)
ive had hard cider,.i know what you are talking about

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:14, Reply)
You came to London a week too early.
I'm back on Friday and it's gonna be bangin'.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:31, Reply)
I'm sure I'll be back there again soon.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:33, Reply)
That does sound good
I'm too lazy to download it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:27, Reply)
do it, its so.good
He even has a different shrink in each reality and he cant figure out which is the actual reality, really intense
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:29, Reply)
My day has involved not getting dressed and drinking port, it's been a good one.
It's also been a day to reflect on how ace I was this weekend. I think I'm going to go and get bottle number three in a sec.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Woh', third bottle? you serious? That's gonna cause proper pain, you'll get the gout.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:35, Reply)
Did you watch the TOWIE opening?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)
dinner: well I think I was hungry - just ate a popaddum from last night
some internet link www.b3ta.com
my day: I only just got home. It was busy, frustrating in places, productive. Like most days at work
plans for evening: drink tea, eat food, sleep
Thought for the day: I should get more Tweak Bird albums
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Oh Cavy, fo'sho'? just a popaddum? You need to sort it out, that ain't dinner, that ain't even a snack.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:36, Reply)
reckon I could get myself together in a few minutes
and make pasta or something. S'OK I won't die
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:37, Reply)
I reacon you'd last a good five or six years trapped in a car in the snow

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:50, Reply)
Oh Rory you terrible card.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:51, Reply)
that's because
i always carry tins of food in the car in case of nuclear attack. There was a scare a little while back - turned out it was just one of your farts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Way to throw a compliment back in my face, you're possessed with the ability to survive lifes catastrophes like nuclear Armageddon based on fat storage
you're like a fricking cockroach
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Well my mother was a cockroach
and my father is a genetic experiment to splice Ray Mears and that Bear Grylls guy. I am indestructable
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:00, Reply)
larp will somehow survive the end of humanity as we know it
and most known pie recipies
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:02, Reply)
In Mark Chadbourne's books
a bunch of larpers do survive a world crisis and are involved with the reorganisation of the country. They only get a brief mention, but the group it's based on is the one I was in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:05, Reply)
LARPing...
When I first heard about I thought I was being trolled. But then someone showed me pictures.

I wanted to die.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:05, Reply)
MY LONG LOST SISTER!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:02, Reply)
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!1
I though you were still in that laboratory after all the 'unpleasantness'?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:05, Reply)
They played commercial radio to me.
They made me read tabloids.

They made me think that ITV is an artform.

BUT I'M ALIVE, I TELL YA!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:13, Reply)
is that really living?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:15, Reply)
It's all I know

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Hiya Gonz
Dinner - basic tomato pasta
Some internet link - www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=127
My day - a real test, but I got through it, man
Plans for this evening - work and a small winez
Thought for the day - 'Hang on, little tomato'
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:31, Reply)
Aye up roots.
Nowt wrong with a bit of basic tom pasta. I don't need to click on that link to tell me it's about St Jude.

Don't worry about the test...Be like the girl on the twinning advert who is in a stormy sea but with the help of twinnings finds her inner calm tranqual waters.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:37, Reply)
Ta mate. Enjoy yer bath.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:43, Reply)
Totally will !
I got a book to finish with it too, I love finishign a good book
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Dinner - dunno quite tired, maybe yoghurt
Some Internet link. Www.mindcrap.com
My day - alright
Plans- assignment writing
Thought of the day- I need a shave - not shaved since dec 10th
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Alright ladies and quendermen?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:44, Reply)
*curtsies*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:47, Reply)
I was expecting CQ to curtsy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:48, Reply)
perhaps s/he did

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:49, Reply)
Perhaps.
But then again PERHAPS NOT!!!!1111!!!!iiii"""""!!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Evening Gonz
Evening waffle - I'm trying to study, and not doing too badly really, just that I heard the term "cornhole" on this fine website, and my evil little mind is playing it in a singy tune at the back of my head.

Silk PJ's. Snazzy.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:32, Reply)
CORNHOLIO!
www.tagtele.com/videos/voir/23827
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Thanks for that
Now I know where to reference the genesis of that little gem, should someone ask me.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Right fuck this I'm going out again.
My mood has worsened considerably in the last hour (woe is me) so I'm going to get another bottle of port and then hit town.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:44, Reply)
How big is the port bottles?
seems a lot to me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:47, Reply)
75cl.
I'm pissed off with girls Gonz I'm allowed to be an idiot.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:58, Reply)
What happened to amazing London flowers girl?

(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:00, Reply)
She's still perfect.
But I said I was back this weekend and told her to get herself out as well, she said maybe. I mean come on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Meh, she's playing coy
I'm sure she'll be out to play come the weekend.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:12, Reply)
I really really hope so.
It's the only reason I'm fucking going down.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Maybe you should give whisky a go.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Generic evening reply
Dinner - thus far a dairylea triangle and a segment of chocolate orange
Internet link - www.christopher-thomas.de/
My day - Absolutely fucking awful
Plans for this evening - sleep, I do so sincerely bloody hope
Thought for the day - I own way too much shit and I really can't be arsed to pack it all up to move.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Chocolate orange doesn't count as one of your five a day.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Shame.

(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Nice sig change Berk
In a dimly lit underground place that I may have referenced before, Paint It Black was a stormer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:17, Reply)
It's my favourite Stones track.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I'd go either Sympathy for The Devil
Or Miss You - criminally raped by a man in a big hat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:22, Reply)
So
it's evening again, then?
What's going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:03, Reply)
evening!
on radio 6 the topic is sheds. I have emailed about my shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:13, Reply)
You are so fucking cool.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:15, Reply)
damn straight
what's going down in b3th world?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I wish I had a shed.




I don't have a shed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:16, Reply)
get a shed
then we can be shed buddies and talk shed business
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:18, Reply)
We don't have any room for a shed : (
I won't be able to join in the shed talk.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:20, Reply)
is there a room you don't use much?
knock it down and replace it with a shed
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:20, Reply)
I have rooms I *can't* use
because there is too much shit in them.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:22, Reply)
step 1: fire
step 2: *shrugs*
step 3: SHED
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBiSI6OdqvA
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I was thinking more
Step 1: charity shop
Step 2: skip
Step 3: spare room back.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:28, Reply)
step 4: SHED

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:28, Reply)
yay
got my shed email read out
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Can I say I know you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)
totally
I am superfamous now.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)
The one night that I don't have the radio on
And I miss your moment of shed-related fame.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)
damn
it was a 'splendid shed missive' apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Cavy
How the devil are you?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Sleepy, yet fantastic
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
study study study
Dull dull dull (actually quite interesting, but I've not been out to play much of late)
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Bedtime.
XXX

By the irrellevant TD
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Bye the irrelevant TD

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:28, Reply)
good night
the irreverent TD
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Am I too late to add to these lists?
Dinnner - chilli sans carne
Some Internet link - been going mad for Jimmy Smith on YouTube this evening, so: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdFMpXaCLJ8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
My day - meh. Work, cooking, kids to bed, washing up, Jimmy Smith, beer & making sandwiches.
Plans for this evening - finish drinking beer and making sandwiches then go to bed.
Thought for the day - my life is so rock n roll.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Chilli sans carne?
are you one of those awful vegetarians?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)
'Fraid so

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Bender.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)
quender
Actually, I am veggie as well.

So definite quenderism, right here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Spender
Am I doing this right?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Lender

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Sex-offender

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Are gerontophiles worse than paedophiles?
Only one way to find out...FIGHT!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)
That doesn't rhyme

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:55, Reply)
It's a literary crime.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Brenda

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Blender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Pudenda

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Of the worst kind

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Guns n' Roses as covered by Mogwai
Right here

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkHVmI0l5uo
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:57, Reply)
I've just got back from the gym
I'm only telling you this so you feel bad about yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:02, Reply)
i feel bad about myself
my gym kit is in the car but I didn't finish work until 7, so I came home
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Go tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)
archery tomorrow
probably have to work late-ish, too, so I'll have to hide my bow in the car boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Are you getting good at archery now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)
getting better
need to start going on a saturday too to really get better, but I've been pretty busy lately with house business.

I've got an archery app on me phone, I might try and use it to keep track
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)
What is so special about arching on a Saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)
means I go twice a week
and thus get better
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)
By 'archery app'
do you mean Angry Birds?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)
pff! no
I played that once for about 30 seconds and though 'this is shit! why are people obsessed?'

right, I think I have to sleep now, laters
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)
*feels bad*

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)
*there there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Do your worst.
I feel pretty darn good today.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I saw on Points West that the Tropicana is going to get pulled down.
And with it your hopes of a swimming pool.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Did you see that bloke having a barney at the council chap?
I thought he came out of that very well.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)
{!}

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Was that the bloke who owns THE PIER?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)
No
the one who had BIG IMPORTANT IDEAS for running the Tropicana as a not-for-profit business, but the council WOULDN'T LISTEN!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Who ever took it over would be running in as a not-for-profit business
Because no cunt goes to WsM these days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:26, Reply)
I know.
Even when they're fucking invited.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I feel bad about being so good looking.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:10, Reply)
You're a veggie.
Which makes you a massive quendoid.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:14, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Chicks dig veggies.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)
You can talk.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)
I can.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)
You are Keith Lard, right?
Chicks dig that look.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Who is Keith Lard?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Talent Trek.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmcdLEnhSi8
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)
That's the spit of me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
If you look like that chap from Maroon 5
you look vaguely like a skinny Jimmy Carr, and I'd not be hugely smug about that. Just saying.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I don't look like Jimmy Carr.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:20, Reply)
C U Jimmy!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)
C U N T

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Jimmy Carr + Fruitella = P to the D.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:23, Reply)
JTDF + Keith Lard = separated at birth.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I know you are all aware of my shocking taste in men
so I will happily admit to quite fancying Jimmy Carr.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:25, Reply)
^ hahaha
It gets worse for you PD.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:26, Reply)
I haven't shaved in two and a half weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:41, Reply)

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