Well I was at a festival, right? And I'd been watching Massive Attack for all three days, right?
I was in the dance tent and this girl was lying down on the floor so I kicked her in the ribs

ololol
( Kroney, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Rookie mistake.
You should have kicked her in the cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:06, Reply)

You are being Good Internet again today b3th.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I've taken my good internet pills this morning.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)

it would just have got stuck

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)

I don't know about that.
It'd have to be a proper glopping foof to get a foot in and if it was, I can't imagine it'd snap shut on it.

But what do I know, I'm only a man. I'll never experience the pain of childbirth etc.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)