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I am.
I have no chips, but I'm having my final packet of crisps before Lent starts.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:26,
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Are crisps the things that's going for Lent?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:28,
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Yeah
sweets, cakes and biscuits are going as well. Was tempted to give up meat, for diet purposes but I'd miss it too much.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:32,
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You've gotta eat!
Well done for not considering giving up booze!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:33,
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Haha I considered it for five minutes
then realised I'm meant to go out tomorrow night, and it would be pathetic to break Lent on literally the day it starts
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:37,
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Good work!
Going anywhere special tomorrow?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:39,
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It would make baby Jesus cry.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:43,
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No licking the flavour off crisps for 40 days :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:29,
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I know, sad times
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:31,
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Good luck with that.
I gave up crisps and chocolate for new year. The chocolate hasn't really been a problem, but I do miss my crisps.
*sighs*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:29,
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Thanks
and good on you for lasting this long. I don't think I could give them up for the year
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:33,
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I don't have much choice.
It's one of the main reasons I'm such a lolfatty.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:35,
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You should play more crazy golf.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:37,
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I couldn't cope with the pain
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:39,
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Imagine if you played everyday.
You'd be odds on favourite for the next PIER BASH.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:39,
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She could beat me easily*
*
No special skills may be needed for this feat
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:41,
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You only lost
because your trousers were falling down due to you losing weight.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:45,
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I thought Amberl was going for the Dizzy Rascal look!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:46,
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No, she was just blacking up for comedy effect
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:47,
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That and I'm a spastic
but the good news is the weight has stayed off :) one and a half stone.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:47,
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I think I found them
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:48,
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Would you like some more?
Still got a couple to get rid of
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56,
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With all due respect to the honourable member
Fuck Right Off.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56,
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It was the licking crisps wot done it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:06,
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*sighs*
crisps windows
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:17,
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I think it would take a lot more than that
to improve my spectacular spasticness.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:41,
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But it's funny.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:43,
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Helping with the pain, Jeffrey....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:44,
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Never mind b3th
Maybe we could go to the pub next time and play darts instead?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:45,
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I saw that!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:47,
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Nuffink to see here!
:-)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:47,
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My record at darts is even worse than my golf.
I have, in fact, been known to miss the *wall*.
I'll take on all comers at the quiz machine though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:49,
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Right.
The IT Box challenge it is!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:49,
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Woo!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:50,
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What's your favourite game?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:51,
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Twister
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:54,
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Quiz game, nob'ead.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:55,
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I don't know.
Any of the quizzy ones. Trivial Pursuit usually pays out well.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:55,
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I've not seen a Trivial Pursuits quiz machine in donkeys!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:56,
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Ours has got loads of quizzes on it
Trivial Pursuit being one of them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:58,
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I do quite well on 'pub quiz'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:00,
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So do I
: )
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:02,
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Battleships is my fave though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:03,
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I was once playing the one where you connect letters to make words
and I got 'quim'. It was on the prize board for ages.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:05,
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so everyone in the pub
who played that game, saw your quim.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:07,
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And not for the first time
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:07,
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yeah cos jesus gives a shit if you don't eat Walkers
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:42,
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Everytime I eat McCoys
Jesus kills a kitten.
Lent is just a handy time for giving things up
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:07,
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like that time scarpe lent someone a beer?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:34,
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