...who doesn't wear shoes onstage like a fucking vagrant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:12, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

unlike you, who doesn't wear shoes to Aldi and is now banned

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:13, Reply)

he wears eye makeup cos he's dead wacky
and sings songs about how wrong religion is, cor he's brill
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:16, Reply)

A ginger Russell Brand - BRILLIANT!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:16, Reply)

oh no his whole spiel is 'omg i can done a sex lol prithee thee forsooth lol etc'

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)

"I have a vocabulary larger than that of the average man
and so I shall disseminate my impressive lexical girth with unnecessary loquaciousness as it transcends mediocrity and definitely doesn't make me look like a prick"

-Russell "Leather trousers don't make me look like a cunt" Brand / Tim "Eye make up doesn't make me look like a half-dead crack whore" Minchin.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:21, Reply)

You're all idiots.
And with that, better be off before I get busted again.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:22, Reply)

It's a click from me.
You are on good form at the mo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I am feeling unusually bitter.

( Kroney, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:26, Reply)