Well, I was drinking cider last night, but it wasn't on a boat, so I feel fine!
My favourite joke is probably this -
What do you call a fat girl with a yeast infection?
A whopper with cheese

Alt: Didn't have any bread in this morning, and haven't had a chance to go to the shop, so I've just grabbed a quick bag of crisps from the machine. Tomorrow, however, shall likely be a monster bacon bap.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:23, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*nods*
Morning, chutto.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:27, Reply)

Morning Monty
Have got the DVD with me, shall get it sent today (I hope)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:29, Reply)

Excellent work. Thank you, kind sir.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Mmmmm, monster bacon.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)

it's so very hard to get the monsters these days
let alone slice them and cure them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Piggy gammon steaks are so overrated :(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)