I have only a small number of jokes in my 'arsenal'*
1) Noddy Holder
2) Pedants' Revolt
3) What's yellow and doesn't like liver?
4) 'The black Jew'
5) Velcro on the ceiling
6) A selection of 'Ethiopian', 'Space Shuttle' and 'Herald of Free Enterprise' type 'topical' jokes from over twenty years ago

As a boy I was obsessed with jokes but having lost my sense of humour in tragic accident in 1997 my joke days are somewhat behind me.

Alt: breakfast is the preserve of the terminal bottom-wrangler

*I am SUCH a 'Gooner'!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:25, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

3) Ben Hardwick, if you're interested

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:27, Reply)

5) How do you stop Mexicans jumping on your bed?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:28, Reply)

2) Which Tyler

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:30, Reply)

they're both roll on roll off and full of dead seamen?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)