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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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funny you should say that, as the tool in question was half germanhis daddy was in the SS in WW2. he was about 60 when my bedshitting ex came along. what a nice treat for his twilight years.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:36,
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pfffffft(this is the sound of you queefing after a night of passiion with a hairy german bed pooer)
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i've never queefed in my lifebut it's telling that you would think that, given that the cause is a cock that is too small.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:52,
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I heard his cock was so big that last night it caused a vacuum lock in Mrs Quentinand when he pulled out, it resulted in her dislocating her ovaries.
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Kroney, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:54,
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that is because "mrs quentin" is his sister's barbie doll(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:55,
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hey! i drilled that hole specially and she said she would never tell!(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)
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