Mums gone?
Are you taking the piss out of AA? you utter bastard.

I have lots of work on, and am only posing as I've just realised I have a candle today. Must be 6 I think.

Happy Les Weekends, put les bluejeans on and relax.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:19, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Stick your candle up your arse.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)

and to think we could have lost you to drink scarpe...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)

He should have a couple to celebrate his candle day.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)

He's got his emergency bottle of glens stashed in the toilet cistern for just such an occasion

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)

+ a bottle of Claymore in the Cornflakes box

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Fuck off you two. This is well out of order.
You don't know how much I struggle every day to find ways to cope. And here you are, revealing my hiding places to everyone.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Monty has a case of the dyslexia, he doesn't mean pawning, he means porn'ing.
He is flogging his mum's ringpeace out to the highest bidder. I would bid on it myself, but why buy the hardcore-watersport-games when the cow gives it away for free?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Haha
Happy Candle day, you bumder
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)

You make it sound like her actual cause of her death was being bludgeoned with a frozen turkey leg and hidden in the bottom of a chest freezer underneath ready meals and potato waffles
by Kerry Katona.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)