Really he wants Linda McCartney rossages and Aunt Bessie roast potatoes
but he's too embarrassed to admit it, so instead he made up some semi-plausible bullshit steak meal to appear 'tough'.

He fools no-one, of course, and has succeeded only in coming across as an even more bent spastic than usual. Quite some achievement.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:00, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

He can't even handle a Linda McCartney sausage
Only man-sausage
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

all I have for supper tonight is own brand cornflakes and a strangers baby batter for milk
*cries*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Hey, I'm not a stranger

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

And those aren't cornflakes
*scratches scabby helmet into box*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)

Does this mean we have just double-teamed Apey?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)

*porridge cousins fives*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)