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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
In which case why does your mum's flange taste so fucking disgusting?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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latest was 14 years ago)
That'll be all the scabs.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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Because your Mum has been noshing it with her fetid breath.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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Rotten, curdled spunk
It is just not a blue cheese sauce, no matter how much you keep your eyes closed when "downstairs"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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The trick is to hold one's nose.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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I let her bush block my nostrils like a filter
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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