That's because they are excellent

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:42, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

They are fucking dreadful.
The lead singer performs in that pantomime 'Marilyn Manson' style affected gruff voice, that cretinous teenagers mistakenly believe to be 'edgy' but which is in reality just silly. They're tossers and their music is weedy and inoffensive pap dressed up as 'woo 'metal'.

They are cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Personally, I disagree
But, if that's your opinion, then fair enough.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

You're no fun.
I fancied an argument where I could be ultra-disparaging about a matter of pure personal taste.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Sorry Monty, I'm just not that kind of guy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)

*ahem*
ua
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)

I thought better of you than that, Crow.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

It's just lazy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Really?
Were you oblivious to every conversation I had with Darth Foxtrot?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Where is Darth these days?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Good question
I thought he might have disappeared in a stroppy tiswas after al took the piss out of his new haircut, but he normally comes mincing back after a few days. But then I guess this harks back to yesterday's thread about whatever happened to all the old regulars.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:19, Reply)

They're a cheap novelty act
The "Black Lace of Metal," if you will
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

They wish.
'Superman' is a tune.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

And I guess you can at least sing along to "Agadou," even if you die a little inside as you do so
The Daphne & Celeste of Metal, perhaps.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

The 'Vanilla' of metal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Agadou? The French version.
"pousser l'ananas, secouer l'arbre"?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

You'll forgive me if I don't know the accepted spelling for the title of a record
which regularly tops polls of "most annoying song ever."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

You're an intelligent man.
Did you not READ these lists?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Yes.
In French.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Touche.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

No, that was A-ha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)

/obscure.
Are you bored? Fancy a pint?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Yes and yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:15, Reply)

See you in the pub in ten?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:17, Reply)

I'm there.
In my dreams.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:24, Reply)

I musht be drrrreaming.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:25, Reply)

He won't, you know.
He's not the forgiving type.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:05, Reply)

*grinds le cafe*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)