Fuck. I've just discovered something truly bloody awful about myself
As appalled as I am to admit it, I really like that famous Chris Isaak song. As in, really like it.

I'm the worst kind of ghastly bender.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:18, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

wicked game? it's a good song.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Attempted vindication by the habitual wearer of pink socks.
My life as an aggressively heterosexual Hemingway-esque drinker and fighter is over. To be replaced by long-haired cats and fashion magazines.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)

It's those that fear pink that should be concerned for their heterosexuality.
I prescribe going and wrestling a bear.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)

My bear wrestling days are over.
Unless you mean the type that wears leather, of course.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I was on holiday in San Diego a few years back.
And Chris Isaak was playing a gig at the hotel I was staying in (they had an outdoor concert arena in the grounds). I spent a very pleasant evening in the hot tub with a few drinks listening to him without all that tedious mucking about with paying for tickets.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Was your hot tub also a time machine?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

No. Imagine that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)

disappointing
you could have been like a bent(er) and wetter doctor who
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)

A doctor who what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)

travels back in time to bum his teenage self

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Oh. And I'm writing again.

( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Wicked Game?
*Edit* beaten to it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

You should hear DJ Riz of The Crooklyn Clan’s mix of that tune over the beat of Pete Rock and CL Smooth’s ‘The Creator’. You really should.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)

you just made all those people up.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)

The Crooklyn Clan had a UK number one single.
Pete Rock is in most top ten lists of all time great hip hop producers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

STOP MAKING UP LIES ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T EXIST

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I'm being facetious
or something
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Yeah, and 'Hawkwind' are a 'real band'.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:30, Reply)

hawkwind and fire, you say?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

STOP THIS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

'Fusion' tribute acts never really work, do they?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

and on those grounds alone Atomic Kitten should be put to sleep.
/nuclearlols
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)

i was a big fan back in the day

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:46, Reply)

fan + ny

You still are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)

fanfanny?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Find me a you tube link and I shall.
This is funny for two reasons. Firstly, I expect that remix exists only in the darker recesses of your record collection and, secondly, the idea of you attempting to use something like the internet brings to mind the image of a chimp attempting to repair a nuclear reactor.

I expect you only stumbled onto this site because your daughter showed you how to make the mouse work.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I expect that you are a bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Welcome to ten minutes ago, Monty

( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)