but... but......
i wanted to wear my new suede boots and to have my hair done*. the rain would kill both these things.

* nothing to do with the ex, just coincidence
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:57, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Yeah right
Which hair?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)

the only one that i would want to be conditioned and blowdried, let's put it that way

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:10, Reply)

I really cannot apologise enough for this
but now I have a mental image of Alex Ferguson using his "hairdryer" on your fanny hair
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)

he's a mate of my dad's ffs
what's the MATTER with you?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Yeah, that's the issue here
Sorry but Ferguson screaming at your fanny for underperforming is still amusing me. Talk amongst yourselves.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:24, Reply)

just make sure he doesn't throw a teacup at it, eh?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Can Swipey's fanny flounce off to Madrid?
I mean obviously it can, if someone makes the body which serves it a sufficient offer, but can it go on its own if the money opportunity for personal progression is right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)