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Woohoo!What does the weekend hold in store?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 7:57,
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MOVING TO EDINBURGH TOMORROW!I am tired and weary and all that stuff, but I'm also very excited.
What about you?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:07,
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NothingMight go to the gym, might go to the pub.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:18,
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Good idea.When do you start your new job?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:37,
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Exciting times.I'm trying to get out of a trip to Edinburgh at the moment. I don't mind if I'm there for a few days, but to do it in a day just makes me tired.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:51,
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*fist-pumps*My plan is coming to fruition. soon I shall have you all, an internet shut-in army under my control. mwahahaha *steeples fingers*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:36,
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you'll never control menobody else has ever managed it.
i'll be the rebel that has to do 200 push-ups before dinner and then gets beaten with a sock stuffed with soap.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:45,
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whatever rubs your rhubarb, darling.would the sock need to be pink?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:50,
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darling, i am a girli don't even own an rhubarb.
well, it's your army, you chose the uniform. so i am guessing FLAMING HOT PINK.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:51,
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it might clash with the pastiness of the shut-in faces?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:59,
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Oh yeah.washed-out grey it is then. with Dominos grease stains.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:09,
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mmmmauthentic
don't forget the lonely spunk tissues
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:11,
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Yes!and "Lonely Spunk Tissues" is right to the top of my list on possible band names
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:12,
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I don't think you'll get many people admitting they're"really into lonely spunk tissues"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:15,
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i think it would make a better album title myself?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:15,
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Morning Jeff.This weekend I will be getting a tattoo, going to a wedding reception, drinking shots, finishing off a couple of bags and putting them up in my etsy shop and writing an essay.
What fantasticness is in store for you?
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woven into a celtic cross like sporty spice(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:02,
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I wish I had replied to this nowUnicorn cocks sounds like a good idea.
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Can't you make something up?The rest of us do.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:11,
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.Perhaps Rory is going to a gay porn convention but is too ashamed to say.
Don't be shy Rory, we all like to watch a couple of twinks kissing.
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I'd be fucked on facebook, I'd never have anything to say about my dreary existence LOL HERE@S ME AT MORRISONS LOL I GOT A DUN A BREAKO NOMNOMNOM
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:36,
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YEAH SO WHAT???I reckon you'd all be well jel if you saw me gouging out my mother's ingrown toenails.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:38,
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Football & a B3tan housewarming tomorrowAside from that, very little.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:52,
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Who have Liverpool got this weekend?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:55,
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Are you going to be tearfulAs you leave the 'Pool and go off in search of fame and fortune? I hope you get an accent like Cilla as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:00,
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Lets see what arrrrrrrrrrrrrgrm has to say(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:20,
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It's the Ken bigley memorial matchno headers allowed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:57,
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Oh great, another grand social swaray that I have been excluded from for some unfathomable reason (aside by creed). I guess I'll have to treat myself then instead, I might have two bowls of cocopops for desert, maybe even with the full-fat milk. That'll show 'em.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:12,
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Don't worry Gonz, I can't imagine you'd enjoy this one hugelyPlus, I'm only down the road, and it's bloody difficult for me to get to, let alone someone coming up from London.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:34,
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Didn't you hear? I'm busy, TWO bowls of cocopops !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:00,
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all i know is i'm wearing my party hat and disco togs and not got anywhere to go(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:59, Reply)
I'll call Esta RantzanSee if she can hook you up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:59,
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in tonight, might watch "Drive"Pottering tomorrow and sister in laws bday party in the evening, frineds from New York for lunch on Sunday, crying myself to sleep on Sunday night
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:59,
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Morning all. Friday must be the best day of the week. I have some chores to do tomorrow, tip etc. Exciting stuff.
I might have a dinner guest tomorrow if he's not too ill. So a few beers and a larf.
TV on Sunday.
Even sounds boring.
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Yeah, it's not very Rock n Roll. I might have a nice cup of Ovaltine tonight before bed.
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My face is officially set to stunned(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:23,
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This weekend holds in store the following delights:.....
erm....
Newcastle v Sunderland match on Sunday. Potential to watch 2 episodes of The Walking Dead and Sopranos
*cries*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:22,
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Hahahaha!No I didn't
The "highlights" of my week so far have been spending 2.5 hours building a Next shoe rack, only to find it was broken and drying out my settee after it was cleaned.
Can someone please kill me?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:29,
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I find the two phrases to be interchangeable. Same as lounge and frontroom.
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What happens if your frontroom is at the back?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:57,
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SOMETIMES WE CALL IT THE LIVINGROOM!!! LOL(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:58,
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oh get this folksi started using the wire dishrack last night, it really does look the business, totally changed the way my kitchen looks, must brighter and clearer now
even stopped using a dishbowl and it doesn't even look bad, couldn't be happier than i am right now
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What is sasha was havinga shgit on your chest at this very moment?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:30,
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it would probly be huge and i'mnot really into thatso i might start crying, but if she got on her nees and looked up at me with those eyes, well i'd...
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you reckon? i always had one before, but now i might not ever go backcheers sportscow
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It just means you can fit less in the sink and have to move it out of the way every time you need to pour anything down the sink.
BE FREE MY CHILD!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:33,
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^this. The best appliance in the house is the dishwasher. No question.
I remember when I was a kid washing and drying for ages after a Sunday roast. Miserable.
Christmas washing up duty - I better get a fucking bike!!
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yeah but now when i want to pour away like some old water from a pan but i'm doing the dishesyou sure you thought this all the way through?
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I have a mini sink thingy next to the big one, with the waste disposal in(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:55,
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If I was ever round yours for a cup of tea and saw a dishbowl in the sink I'd definitely see as a D or an EWhich aint a good look, believe
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:42,
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i read this as "i gotta bin english, man"sometimes it kind of looks as if you have
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:28,
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A fricking povD- Semi-skilled and unskilled manual workers
E - Casual labourers, pensioners, unemployed
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:51,
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Someone said the other day that you'd matured, raised your gameThey obviously weren't under oath
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yes, they were lyingcos telling someone to fuck off for pandering over someones tits is completely out of order
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Weekend of woo!First payday since October so I'll be celebrating in style!
Decorating the G/F's living room on Saturday*. Dance show Saturday night (should actually be good, I've seen some of the rehearsals).
Twang club on Sunday with a roast dinner** afterward so massive it could be seen from the moon with the naked eye!
Damn, I know how to party!!
*Not a euphemism
**Rib of beef with roast potatoes, yorkshire pudding, veg and red wine gravy.
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Man, I want a roast beef dinner(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:36,
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It's so much harder to find loose scrubbers with low standards these days(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:45,
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No it's notBut I'm not going to stay there for dinner, fuck that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:47,
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EVERY Sunday you should have a roast. Start the week with roast meat and eight veg.
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Balls. I do it all the time. Monday night roast. Tuesday soup. Sarnies for work.
It's VERY economical, young man. 'Specially if you are watching your pennies.
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Hmm, you make a good pointI'm hopefully off to the wholesalers tomorrow, shall see what I can pick up!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:50,
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Beef and pork are your best bet. Pork gives you a nice bit of crackling when hot. Slices well for sarnies etc when cold. Beef's the same, does a wicked stir fry if cut into strips. Both do soup or pies.
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Speaking of beef, I need to see if I can get some oxtail soonThere's a stew I need to make, it looks fantastic.
I'll probably leave it for now, but when I can get my hands on more decent sweet chilli sauce, I might do a chilli beef stir fry...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:55,
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Even chicken is goodI always have sandwiches on the Monday and then pimp some noodles with it on a Tuesday. I chill on Sunday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:57,
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Did you hear about Craig David being a consultant to the British Olympic Archery Team? (, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)
"charlottes place" does the best sunday roast in londonalthough of course i only eat the veggie one.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:49,
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no it's not! lovely nut roast with mustard sauce and yorkshire pudding*drools*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:52,
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Tsk, tsk, tsk. Roast forerib of beef is where it's at. Or slow roasted leg of lamb studded with rosemary and garlic.
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I feel there is still a lot to be said for the humble roast chicken(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:55,
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so basically slimey chewy sinewy bits of carcass? with added pockets of fat?vileness!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:56,
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fucking rank!cheese, pasta, rice. these are the main food groups of deliciousness.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:58,
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Rubbish. We wouldn't have teeth if that's all we're supposed to eat.
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well there are also sproutsbut who the fuck would put those in a category of "deliciousness" ?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:02,
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sprouts are like little hard bites of deaththey are fucking toxic
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:16,
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She's letting the North down by being veggie.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:21,
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UK produces more sprouts than other European countriesIt should be called a London Sprout. BACK OFF BRUSSELS!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:21,
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I suspect pubthen going to glasgow tomorrow to coach/shout
then, I dunno, start to sort out the kitchen for the fitters I suppose. see if it's possible to strip wallpaper one-handed.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:38,
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no. my game is in Glasgow tomorrow, obviously I can't play so I'll be adopting a Ron Manager role.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:51,
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"get into 'im. take 'is fackking legs, the doss cunt".. That sort of thing?
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"pop up at the back stick, little eyebrows"yeah. except I don't think heading the ball in hockey is advisable.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:55,
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my friend's dumbass fiance tried thathe spent 3 days in hospital and is now even uglier than he was before.
why can't you play, what have you broken this time?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:57,
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arm.did you miss the memo?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:58,
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i must have doneyou sausage. what is it going to take for you to give up this death sport?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:58,
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fuck me that's horrificyour wife should ban this sick filth!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:03,
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I'll post the one of my face if you really want horrific ;)(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:07,
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oh darling, you missed halloweenstill, not that long to wait. post it then?! xx
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:11,
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suffering sickening guilt over the amount i spent at westfield last nightbut at least i now have new boots (5th pair this year, but this pair was in the sale so it doesn't count), new jeans, lots of new underwear, new perfume and make-up, new swarovski bling and a few other bits. and i am trying to help the recession, eh.
tomorrow i am stuck in ALL DAY waiting for british gas, a locksmith and a dishwasher repair dude. one of them had better be hot. then party in the evening.
then cooking chilli and going to white hart lane for the utd-spurs match with the ex on sun. apparently it is going to rain. please let this be bollocks. PLEASE?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:49,
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Don't worry, football is indedd "bollocks"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:56,
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but... but...... i wanted to wear my new suede boots and to have my hair done*. the rain would kill both these things.
* nothing to do with the ex, just coincidence
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:57,
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the only one that i would want to be conditioned and blowdried, let's put it that way(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:10,
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I really cannot apologise enough for thisbut now I have a mental image of Alex Ferguson using his "hairdryer" on your fanny hair
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he's a mate of my dad's ffswhat's the MATTER with you?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:17,
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Yeah, that's the issue hereSorry but Ferguson screaming at your fanny for underperforming is still amusing me. Talk amongst yourselves.
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just make sure he doesn't throw a teacup at it, eh?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:31,
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Can Swipey's fanny flounce off to Madrid?I mean obviously it can, if someone makes the body which serves it a sufficient offer, but can it go on its own if the
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The "ex"Fuck me swipe, you really can't leave go, can you?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:59,
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he thinks we're best friends, it's hard!!!!i am going to have to terminate it. but maybe not for another month.
because he is sort of moving all his stuff in for a month (but not himself!) whilst he moves flats/is on holiday.
but after that, after THAT, i will tell him we can't be friends.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:02,
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it will end in a LOT of tearsall of them mine. but the end is now in sight, sadly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:09,
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You know what, Swipey, I just come up with an idea.I'm going to make a Weight Watchers style points system for spending money. Everyone has 30 points, which equates to a % of their daily wage. People with lots of debt have less points than people with spare money.
Some things are worth less points, like giving to charity. Some things are 'free' points such as buying medicene. Some things are worth a whole week's worth of points such as a new gadget or pretty shoes.
Actually, I was joking when I started typing this, but I think it's a fucking good idea.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:04,
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butwhat's the overall point, gonzolicious?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:08,
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For people, and I'm thinking of me here, who frivilously spend money.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:11,
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... and who want to stop.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:12,
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The flaw in your complicated points systemIs that research suggests that a lot of people's money problem stem from lack of numeracy skills: www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-17224600
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:14,
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Heh, can't really help that, I'll create an app or something.(
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it comes from people being unrealistic and not thinking about what they are spending(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:23,
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You could call the "points" poundsthen when you use them all up they're gone and you can't "spend" anymore "points"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:13,
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Nah' man, people digg gimmicky systems.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:22,
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Ballroom competition on SundayWe've got to go to Ipswich. IPSWICH. On PURPOSE.
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PORTSMOUTHNot content with being docked ten points and getting us out of the relegation zone, it's possible they'll go out of business and have their results scrubbed, including the stuffing they gave us at Fratton Park. I've never been such a big fan of Harry Redknapp.
How are you sir?
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I am well thanks, mate. My Mrs is a Pompey fan so she's a bit gutted. Still, a woman supporting fitba? Who cares?!
Is that the way it works, if you don't complete the season then it's like you never competed?
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Interesting. They need someone with money quick. In another couple of weeks they will struggle to be able to afford to make away games.
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That's their own stupid bastard fault for being practically FrenchActually I saw a projection of how the table would look without their results this season and it doesn't look too clever for your lot mate, you'd be 3rd, 6 points of the top albeit with games in hand
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Look! it's Martin 32 from NottinghamHello DF weher have you been?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:08,
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Wrong on two counts!Real answer; working.
Slightly more interesting but palpably untrue answer; conducting an in-depth survey as regards the correct use of the semi-colon. Unsuccessfully; as you can see.
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Morning mateStill very much in your debt, provisionally arranged to go to the June 28th date with Labs last night
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How've you been anyway mate?Please keep references to the Carling Cup to a minimum
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Not been too bad thanks fellaHad a good night last night, ruined only by the fact the DJ is a prick.
Feeling reasonably healthy this morning, helped by Diet Coke. Just a shame work is ridiculous at the minute. Jobs aren't huge, but they're either seriously fucking complicated (10 man hours for a £200 job, WTF?!), or the customer keeps changing their mind about what they want on the cards after we've already processed the data.
Fuck em all.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:25,
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He'd spend 20 seconds introducing EVERY SINGLE track, change tracks halfway through, to songs that were completely differentWithin 2 seconds of a new track starting, he'd be turning it down to talk over it, before turning it back up again. He'd do that every few seconds. He was taking the piss out of everyone, but wasn't funny in the slightest. Then, at the end of the night, he joined in on karaoke, but hadn't turned his mic down, so was fucking deafening.
Such a prick.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:38,
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I fucking hate thatIt's not a stand-up night FFS, shut up and let us dance. Also; play the WHOLE SONG
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I think I've told the story on here beforeof the time that I rather unsubtly requested that a DJ not do that, only to be head-butted by him for my trouble.
You try to offer a bit of constructive criticism...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:43,
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I hadn't heard thatIf it helps, had I been there I'd have stuck up for you and your cause. Verbally. Quietly. From the other side of the bar.
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Aye, utter toolThe only reason I wasn't out for the entire night is because I knew he was there, rather than the usual guy
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:49,
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Morning mateYeah not bad cheers, bit pissed off with the world of competitive Ballroom at the moment but I can't imagine anyone wants to hear that. How's you?
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How on earth can you be pissed off with it? What's up?Only gaylords would flounce, surely?
I'm good thanks, on balance. Been feeling a bit meh this week - most of my colleagues are off sick and I've had to valiantly battle on in their absence, despite feeling pretty ropey myself. Love life definitely picked up of late, indoor cricket nets start next week. The world may in fact be full of win - and I don't say that very often.
Plus, Rangers FC in admin of course, which is fucking brilliant.
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I dunno mate, pretty soon there'll be no competitive football in Scotland at all*tries to keep a straight face*
Competitive Ballroom is bollocks basically, we keep losing to these friends of ours who we are very, very obviously better than - but they go to more comps and get seen by all the judges, who rate them just because they know them. Merit doesn't get a look-in. Utter bullshit.
Glad to hear things are on the up with you sir :-)
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Oh LOLThere's not usually much competition in the English Premiership - until this year anyway.
I was at the Celtic game at the weekend and the banter was brilliant. Loads of songs slagging off the currant buns. I cannot wait for their demise.
Oh that's not so good. So it's all a bit too matey then? Surely that must cause a bit of strife between you and your mates, or are you managing to just grit your teeth at the moment?
Yeah my love life has been er..complicated...but starting to look pretty good just now. Stay tuned for the next disaster though.
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It's a grit your teeth and smile situation, yeahYeah I bet Celtic are fucking loving it. If the weedgies (is that right?) sink without trace they'll win every title for the next fifty years.
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Oh dear, how long will you manage to keep that up for? Stick a bit of butter on the sole of her shoe or something FFS.Haha, nearly! Weedgies are anyone from Glasgow (i.e. Glaswegians) so both sides are weedgies. I usually just refer to them as the currant buns (i.e. huns).
Well the thing is that the footballing expert that is Mark Hateley (WTF?) this week proclaimed that Celtic would be winning a 'tainted' title this year, as the huns had been docked 10 points for going into admin. What he failed to realise is that Celtic were already 4 ahead (having previously been 15 points adrift) when Rangers had their 10 taken off them. PLUS every trophy that Rangers have won over the last 10 years has been tainted because they've been spending money on players instead of giving it going to HMRC.
The fuckwittery of the man is breathtaking.
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Foxtrot!How the devil are you?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:14,
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got in the way of a penalty corner strike.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:15,
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nope.not this time.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:17,
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Must try harder old boyWITH A KNIFE, etc
What's with all the breaking of stuff around here? Quixote fucked his collar bone as well I believe
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It's OTs time of the month.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:27,
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Well. it's been a bit quiet round here of lateand it seems that everyone is pinning their hopes on you to shake things up, Trotter.
So what do you propose to do?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:18,
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It had better not just be football chat.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:19,
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I'm actually conducting an experiment TanglesSeeing how long it takes for everyone to remember how shit and dull I am, proportionate to the length of my absence.
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Answer: 0.2 secondsAlright chutney?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:59,
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Theatre with little tangleSneaky trips to the pub.
Other mundane domestic activities.
I should start a blog.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:04,
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leave the internet.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:13,
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I'm sorry, man. I didn't know. Tangles, I retract the bit about you leaving the internet(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:15,
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rack and ruinsomeone was totally lying about his "B" in english (which is still shit anyway)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:17,
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if you didn't get 2 A*'sand then an A at A-Level (where your mark was so high that your paper was used as the perfect sample to be circulated to markers) and then a degree and then a masters from oxford.... frankly, i'm just not interested.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:26,
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Did you also get a special door that allows your massive heed through? (, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:32, Reply)
When did you turn Scots you weird German Jew?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:39,
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Oh dear. Feeling any better? The Mrs is threatening to cook tomorrow. I don't want to kick a man when he's down.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Your missus' chilli was fucking lovely.HER FOOD'S NOT BAD EITHER!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:45,
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I'm sorry I've not double* checked re kid*single
I'm v keen though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:50,
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She's threatening Singapore Beef tomorrow. And some butterfly prawn starter. Washed down with a 2011 vintage Stella Artois.
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Sounds horrible... I feel so bad foryou, having someone want to cook for you... :'(
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Urgh. Fuck that shit.Emergency Peperami in the sock it is then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:51,
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So, in the same way that a 2:2 is a DesmondAn A* is a Barrymore?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:15,
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