Morning mate
Yeah not bad cheers, bit pissed off with the world of competitive Ballroom at the moment but I can't imagine anyone wants to hear that. How's you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

How on earth can you be pissed off with it? What's up?
Only gaylords would flounce, surely?

I'm good thanks, on balance. Been feeling a bit meh this week - most of my colleagues are off sick and I've had to valiantly battle on in their absence, despite feeling pretty ropey myself. Love life definitely picked up of late, indoor cricket nets start next week. The world may in fact be full of win - and I don't say that very often.

Plus, Rangers FC in admin of course, which is fucking brilliant.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I dunno mate, pretty soon there'll be no competitive football in Scotland at all
*tries to keep a straight face*

Competitive Ballroom is bollocks basically, we keep losing to these friends of ours who we are very, very obviously better than - but they go to more comps and get seen by all the judges, who rate them just because they know them. Merit doesn't get a look-in. Utter bullshit.

Glad to hear things are on the up with you sir :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Oh LOL
There's not usually much competition in the English Premiership - until this year anyway.

I was at the Celtic game at the weekend and the banter was brilliant. Loads of songs slagging off the currant buns. I cannot wait for their demise.

Oh that's not so good. So it's all a bit too matey then? Surely that must cause a bit of strife between you and your mates, or are you managing to just grit your teeth at the moment?

Yeah my love life has been er..complicated...but starting to look pretty good just now. Stay tuned for the next disaster though.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:46, Reply)

It's a grit your teeth and smile situation, yeah
Yeah I bet Celtic are fucking loving it. If the weedgies (is that right?) sink without trace they'll win every title for the next fifty years.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Oh dear, how long will you manage to keep that up for? Stick a bit of butter on the sole of her shoe or something FFS.
Haha, nearly! Weedgies are anyone from Glasgow (i.e. Glaswegians) so both sides are weedgies. I usually just refer to them as the currant buns (i.e. huns).

Well the thing is that the footballing expert that is Mark Hateley (WTF?) this week proclaimed that Celtic would be winning a 'tainted' title this year, as the huns had been docked 10 points for going into admin. What he failed to realise is that Celtic were already 4 ahead (having previously been 15 points adrift) when Rangers had their 10 taken off them. PLUS every trophy that Rangers have won over the last 10 years has been tainted because they've been spending money on players instead of giving it going to HMRC.

The fuckwittery of the man is breathtaking.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)

A bit like the Greeks blaming the Germans for their woes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Precisely

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)