mmm
someone left some white wine in my fridge at the party. Perhaps that's what's for tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:52, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm out for dinner
as it seemed easier than one-handed spackcooking again. but there will be polite company and I don't really think cutlery is going to be my "bag" right now. So best hit the wine and ignore the looks I reckon.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)

one handed?
what have you done? Or are you wanking while cooking?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:06, Reply)

broken arm, but yes, obviously.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:07, Reply)

www.goodreads.com/book/show/5830947-natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes

so how did you go and break your arm?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:11, Reply)

how do I always break bones? hockey.
that book is ...... special. thank you ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:13, Reply)

This is exactly why Ballroom is more manly than hockey
I've been doing it for nearly eight years and never had worse than a sprain. It's like I'm forged from adamantium.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)

ADAM ANTS SPERM MORE LIKE IT!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:18, Reply)

you are a magician of words

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:19, Reply)

LVL20
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:20, Reply)

I only have dodgy looking bruises from archery
and from LARP my only real injury is extended periods of singleness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Surely as a female LARPer you're surrounded by willing suitors?
I said willing, not eligible, or remotely appealing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)

possibly
although oddly since I spent much of last year not larping, I've rarely been to an event while I was single
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Work it to your advantage
Go with a character you want to keep alive, take a packet of condoms and every time you're in trouble flash one at whoever's got the drop on you with a little wink. The fight'll be over before you can say "Level three entangle"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:27, Reply)

they'd just faint
besides, I think I'm a bit old now, most of the single ones are the younger ones. The older ones are usually attached or single for a very good reason
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Monsters are easier to kill in a priapic coma

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:32, Reply)

*takes notes*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Also; my partner for this Strictly thing at the Uni is from the Archery society
Are all archers made of breasts?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)

No, most are 50-70 year old men
what strictly thing? Are you going on telly again?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Hell nooooooooooo
The Uni DanceSport team are organising a Strictly event - I'm one of the "professionals", the various other societies are providing the "celebrities". Mine's from archery and is fucking mental. In a good way.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:29, Reply)