What are you scared of?
alt: what's up tonight?

altalt: red, white or beer?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:38, 101 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm scared of flies
not paralytically so, just enough that I don't want them anywhere near me.

Alt: Nothing, but I've offered to cook dinner, so possibly a small fire

Alt Alt: Red
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Well, I'm terrified of spiders
So perhaps if we charge headfirst at each other, the spiders will follow me, and the flies will follow you, and suddenly get distracted by each other, leaving us to sneak off, free of arachnids and dipterans.

How the devil are you, anyway?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I think we should definitely test this scenario
or possibly just lure them all into a room and then make use of some accelerant and a match.

I'm not bad thanks, had a bad two weeks but things are better. How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)

That would also be a good idea, and would reduce the risk of concussion.
But yeah, can't complain. Well, I shouldn't, but I do. But there will be cake in a couple of minutes. That will help. Good to see you're still alive and (hopefully) well.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Oh delicious cake. What type?
I am indeed well thanks, the bollocksing up was all other people for once!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Ah, good, it's always better when you can blame someone else!
Can't remember what type of cake...someone else is supplying it. (Friday afternoon cake is one of the many things I shall miss from my soon-to-be-ex research group.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Crow
Float like a lepidoptera, sting like a hymenoptera.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Oh, very good, sir

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I thought you'd like that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Hello dear
Finished series 4 of Supernatural this morning; it's getting a bit predictable, to be honest. Still excited to see what happens in s5 mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

You ever watched Being Human?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Couple of episodes
It looked pretty good but I can't stand picking things up halfway through so had to stop watching it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough
Worth watching from the start, I'd say. Castle, too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I want to watch Castle just for Le Fillion

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

What did you think on Castiel?
And Season 5 is ace, it really is. Has some brilliant episodes, and probably the best finale of the entire show.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Castiel's awesome
He bloody has to be doesn't he, the rest of the angels are a useless shower of shite
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

True, true
I'm quite sad that they never mentioned Jimmy again though, because that was quite a terrifying fate really.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Not ignoring you, sorry
Bloody work. Agreed on Jimmy. Do we get to see any more of Zacharia? I knew he'd turn out to be evil just because Kurt Fuller played him but he was great TV
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Zachariah turns up a lot in season 5
not dropping spoilers but Dean has a ~destiny~
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Oh yeah, he has to kill Lucifer doesn't he?
I quite enjoyed finding out that Azazel had a plan all along - other than "be evil"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)

He has to kill Lucifer
the point of season 5 though is how, and since things never work out well for Dean it's pretty interesting.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Is there maybe a little bit less of Jared Padalecki having to act?
Because by the end of series 4 it was just getting a bit painful
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Haha just you wait until season 6
that's when it gets painful. Ackles is clearly the better actor, though that's not saying much
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Ackles doesn't have to do much other than be cool, which he pulls off with aplomb
And he's so ridiculously handsome it wouldn't matter if he was shite. Padalecki has the weightier role and just doesn't have the chops for it. He only seems to have two facial expressions, including his "curling out a hard poo" one for when he's killin' demons.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:19, Reply)

The whole concept of dying scares me somewhat.
Alt: Got a couple of friends coming over for a few drinks

Alt Alt: Depends what I'm eating. I don't tend to drink Red often, but it's nice with roasted red meat. I prefer white with pretty much everything else. I do love a nice ale with steak though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Clowns, mimes and Polish people
alt:
A bottle of red with my name on it

Alt Alt:
Beer/lager in pubs, red wine at home
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

NICE MONTY LUNCHES SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Lunch with you
Is dangerous.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Just got back from lunch with Monters.
Need a little sleep now.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Fucking beer mouse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Hahahahaha.
You have no idea.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

seriously
how are you always so doomed with lunches
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Just top it up with lemonade

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I fucking did and still feel wasted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Lightweight

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Sandy's are both bent and horrid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Alright Newton-John.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

*proffers arse*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

spiders, ladders, shitting myself
Alt shower and booze
alt alt red white and blue AND beer
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

snakes, hard work and giant robot killer dinosaurs
I just got back from the stupidest meeting ever. It's all to do with VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENT what I wrote. V.I.D has been changed loads of times via email. Big fucking changes, all done by email. Fine by me.

2 months later I get an email which basically said "need meeting! need to check V.I.D!!!11!!" PANIC PANIC, etc. So I worry, thinking it's a fuckin overhaul and arrange a meeting.

The meeting consisted of me and a colleague sitting in awkward silence not sure if we should leave or not while the guy taps at his computer and puts on jazz music. Turns out the changes are minor and the meeting pointless. So I spent an hour and a half today listening to jazz FOR NO REASON!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Jazz fucking and indeed shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

it was like a fast show sketch

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I think you'll find the changes were minor ninth, and then seventh-flat-fifth

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:54, Reply)

contemporary.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Oh! excellently played, sir
*round of applause*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Logged in just to click this bitch.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:20, Reply)

The thought
Of using a swimming pool straight after it has been used to film a 'We are the champions - Special' scares me.

I don't want to catch mongitus again.

AWAY YOU GO!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Debt.
Alt: Nowt much, staying in, probably get a takeaway and some wine.

Alt alt: red in the house, beer if out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Heights. And fannies, obv
Alt: Ballroom practice. Plus I have a video chat with the folks, so will be back on here about 6.30 probably.

AltAlt: Beer please. Asahi if you can get it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Missing out on things terrifies me.
Which is why if anyone ever goes out/goes somewhere I have to go as well. 99% of the time it's shit.

Alt: Just got back from a two hour walk by the river, now I'm watching Californication and working out what to wear tonight. I think I'll go with a black Our Legacy denim shirt and Norse Projects flecked t-shirt. Trousers and shoes are as yet undecided.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I suggest leather chaps and clogs
All the cool kids in east London are wearing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

sounds like a hot new look

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Not very steam punk though...
Maybe he could add a chimney and some gears
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCuE5rHbPA
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:43, Reply)

People in East London look to me for style influences not the other way round.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

In that case I suggest, some blue jeans a shirt and some brown shoes
Theyll never know what hit them!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Being found out.
Alt: Couple of mates coming over.
Alt Alt:CIDER
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

I agree with AA, death terrifies me.
That and giant moths. Stupid flapping bastards.

My answer to both alts is the same: Beer. None of your foreign, poncy lager muck, mind. Decent English beer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I'm on the bus with someone from work, I do not want to speak to her
But we are about to get to the station, how can I escape?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

play jazz
or wank into her handbag
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Success, waiting until the last minute to get off then walked v slowly
/ autism
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)

good work
social avoidance level 45!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Long week and I'm tired
Cant be arsed with small talk with someone I really don't know
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)

small talk sucks
unless it's on b3ta and at your convenience
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)

I have a bizarre fear of woodlice
anything that hasn't evolved for 40 million years is clearly plotting something. Also a rather more understandable fear of daddy long-legs, after a got about 20 of the things stuck in my hair when I was a kid.
(berk, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Imagine a crocodile that could spit woodlice from its cock
And had horseshoe crabs for feet!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)

what the actual fuck?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)

sharks

altalt: all three, unless you are some kind of absolute bertie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)

but you'll never get a glass big enough to
fit them all in at once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)

not at once, no
but all three have their merits.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:51, Reply)

mmm
someone left some white wine in my fridge at the party. Perhaps that's what's for tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I'm out for dinner
as it seemed easier than one-handed spackcooking again. but there will be polite company and I don't really think cutlery is going to be my "bag" right now. So best hit the wine and ignore the looks I reckon.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)

one handed?
what have you done? Or are you wanking while cooking?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:06, Reply)

broken arm, but yes, obviously.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:07, Reply)

www.goodreads.com/book/show/5830947-natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes

so how did you go and break your arm?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:11, Reply)

how do I always break bones? hockey.
that book is ...... special. thank you ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:13, Reply)

This is exactly why Ballroom is more manly than hockey
I've been doing it for nearly eight years and never had worse than a sprain. It's like I'm forged from adamantium.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)

ADAM ANTS SPERM MORE LIKE IT!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:18, Reply)

you are a magician of words

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:19, Reply)

LVL20
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:20, Reply)

I only have dodgy looking bruises from archery
and from LARP my only real injury is extended periods of singleness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Surely as a female LARPer you're surrounded by willing suitors?
I said willing, not eligible, or remotely appealing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)

possibly
although oddly since I spent much of last year not larping, I've rarely been to an event while I was single
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Work it to your advantage
Go with a character you want to keep alive, take a packet of condoms and every time you're in trouble flash one at whoever's got the drop on you with a little wink. The fight'll be over before you can say "Level three entangle"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:27, Reply)

they'd just faint
besides, I think I'm a bit old now, most of the single ones are the younger ones. The older ones are usually attached or single for a very good reason
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Monsters are easier to kill in a priapic coma

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:32, Reply)

*takes notes*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Also; my partner for this Strictly thing at the Uni is from the Archery society
Are all archers made of breasts?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)

No, most are 50-70 year old men
what strictly thing? Are you going on telly again?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Hell nooooooooooo
The Uni DanceSport team are organising a Strictly event - I'm one of the "professionals", the various other societies are providing the "celebrities". Mine's from archery and is fucking mental. In a good way.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:29, Reply)

Alt: none, hah!
I'm on 11 weeks of no booze and loving it. Total piece of piss, woo!
Edit: I'd love to stay and chat but this cat's got a social life. Hope you're all fucking awful.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)

wow - your cat has a social life?
and you have to chauffeur him round? harsh.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:27, Reply)

That tv won't watch itself

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:37, Reply)

so how will you be spending your weekend, rory?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 17:49, Reply)

No weekend for me, gonna power on through till Monday yo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 18:08, Reply)

I'm scared of bees
to the extent that any flying buzzy thing (ie houseflies) scares the ever living shit out of me.
This makes me flail about like a benny on teh loose. It's apparently quite funny.

Alt: very tender head/face on account of suspected neuralgia. Just about to attempt making a curry, after Eggheads has finished.

Alt Alt: if those are the only choices, then beer. Wine is shit. also, I take it 'beer' means 'beer', and not 'lager'? Otherwise, my answer would be "Nothing thanks, I'll just lick a rancid tramp's armpit later."
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 18:17, Reply)

So many pubs let bitters go off and become undrinkably sour and rancid
that I just assume the worst and don't bother with them any more.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 18:23, Reply)

I don't mind a nice pint of smooth.
80/- is a nice drink.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 18:23, Reply)

I didn't know it, but it would seem I'm afeared of being cut open.
luckily it seems unlikely this will happen.

Alt: dinner wiv me mum.

AltAlt: Beer every time.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 18:27, Reply)

I've been a bit windy on the way home today, so I had my headphones on doing descreate farts all around waitrose thinking nobody would notice as I find my supper.
But then I got to my door, where I took my headphones off, and I let out another fart, and it was anything but descreate =/

I've got into my sleeping stuff now and I'm wondering what kind of take away to have, because I ended up having a right win of a shitty week.

I left my watch at home today and I felt really weird, I thought it feel off at one point and panicked. It's the most precious thing I own, I'd rather lose my laptop with all my backups than my watch.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:32, Reply)

i hope the nice lady from Waitrose didn't hear
you made a move yet?

also: new thread!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:34, Reply)