I might get up in a minute.
I can't see us doing very much today, as he's still crippled and I'm a lazy bitch. After wandering around the park yesterday in a t shirt, it seems odd that Weston is wetter than an otter's pocket today.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Arr, it's damp in the capital of the West Country too.
I'm going to put the kettle on, fancy a brew?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Oh, god, yes.
No sugar. And I don't suppose you have any Lactofree?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

You're right. I don't have any milk free milk.
I can do you a black tea if that helps?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:26, Reply)

That's racist.
Anyway, Lactofree is still cow's milk. It just doesn't have any lactose.

Are there any biscuits?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Yeah, I've got nice and chocolate biscuits.
Or there is cake.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Oooh.
What kind of chocolate biscuits?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Quite nice ones.
Some of them are wrapped in foil, some of them aren't.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)

There's posh.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)

How is your sister in law to be getting on in a new country?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

They had quite a house full yesterday when I spoke to them
But I think she got past the border safely. She'll be fine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Good stuff!
Exciting times for them. When I'm next in Edinburgh, I could take some hub-caps with me and get them biked over as a house warming.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I'm sure they'd appreciate that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

It'll be like a home from home for Roota.
Are you going up to visit them soon?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

In the summer. It's my mum's 60th, so we've had a three line whip to be there.
I'm sure we'll make it over the bridge to see the new gaff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Nice.
SqueezyJet have a sale on at the moment too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I wonder if anyone has tried having sex with an otter's pocket.
Do they even have pockets?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

You filthy beast.
So, how did it go? Was it a date?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I'm not sure, had a really good time though and we're meeting up next saturday.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)