So far, the only possitive I've been able to put in
That doesn't make me sound like a west country Amy Winehouse is 'dead good at beating mongs at Crazy Golf'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Speaking of mongs
I've discovered football on teh telly. This has made me do a happy.

Even if it is only a shit Welsh team against a shit London team. At least I don't have to look at Adrian Chiles' smug fat face.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I'm watching the North East derby.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:58, Reply)

I don't suppose that's on terrestrial?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

ESPN

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

It's precisely this sort of shit that keeps me and Mrs Upinblue together
/an old romantic at heart
( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)

All I want to put in is
'Fit bird required. Apply to this address. Even if you're not that fit, feel free to apply. Especially if you've got nice tits'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Pure poetry.
I don't know any birds who wouldn't jump at an offer like that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Oddly.
My profile has been rejected.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Your face has been rejected.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I hadn't uploaded a photo by that point.
Annoyingly, it's a generic 'your profile has been rejected' message, rather than anything specific.

But start as you mean to go on, rejected by the website before I get rejected by the other users.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Are you talking about a serious profile?
I mean, you didn't add in any of the stuff about fat chicks?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

What's wrong with saying 'no fat chicks?'
The site allows you to choose your preferred skin colour of any potential partner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

http://www.sports-dating.co.uk/
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Do you think that site will include a crazy golf section?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)

"no darkies"

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)

It'll be an automatic language filter
Substitute "breasts" for "tits" and you'll be away.
( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Cheers Tangled.
I might swap the word clunge for clopper as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Best to be on the safe side

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)