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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So far, the only possitive I've been able to put in
That doesn't make me sound like a west country Amy Winehouse is 'dead good at beating mongs at Crazy Golf'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:52, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Speaking of mongs
I've discovered football on teh telly. This has made me do a happy.

Even if it is only a shit Welsh team against a shit London team. At least I don't have to look at Adrian Chiles' smug fat face.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)
I'm watching the North East derby.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:58, Reply)
I don't suppose that's on terrestrial?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)
ESPN

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
It's precisely this sort of shit that keeps me and Mrs Upinblue together
/an old romantic at heart
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)
All I want to put in is
'Fit bird required. Apply to this address. Even if you're not that fit, feel free to apply. Especially if you've got nice tits'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Pure poetry.
I don't know any birds who wouldn't jump at an offer like that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Oddly.
My profile has been rejected.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Your face has been rejected.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I hadn't uploaded a photo by that point.
Annoyingly, it's a generic 'your profile has been rejected' message, rather than anything specific.

But start as you mean to go on, rejected by the website before I get rejected by the other users.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Are you talking about a serious profile?
I mean, you didn't add in any of the stuff about fat chicks?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)
What's wrong with saying 'no fat chicks?'
The site allows you to choose your preferred skin colour of any potential partner.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)

http://www.sports-dating.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Do you think that site will include a crazy golf section?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)
"no darkies"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)
It'll be an automatic language filter
Substitute "breasts" for "tits" and you'll be away.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Cheers Tangled.
I might swap the word clunge for clopper as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Best to be on the safe side

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)

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