Morning all
I did fuck-diddley-all in the rain yesterday and, as my home town is currently experiencing sunshine, I fear I'll do nothing in the rain again today.
In other news, I'm hungry and fancy a bacon sandwich but I'm out of bread. First-world problem right there!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 7:44, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sunshine on a rainy day
Makes my soul, makes my soul. Slip slip, away.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 7:49, Reply)

I think you should slip, slip away from the internet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:17, Reply)

Oh man
Zoe was hot!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)

make half the bacon and let it cool down then cook the rest.
use the cold bacon as the "bread" and place the warm bacon in the middle of two slices. Job done.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 7:51, Reply)

You sir, are a genius!
A bacon/bacon sandwich. This could revolutionise the sandwich industry overnight - I salute you.

*rushes off to kitchen*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:08, Reply)

as a scot I know my heart attack foods.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:10, Reply)