at least someone loved me enough to marry me
that biological clock of yours won't hold out much longer you know
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:28, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

this is where you are wrong
she clearly thought you were a better bet than you turned out to be, and backed a different horse.

biological clock my arse. i've got hundreds of nieces and nephews, put me off that shit for life!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)

and yet nobody is ever going to bet on you at all :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)

how much did that abortive wedding cost you?
man, that must have sucked.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)

father of the bride pays, innit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)

bet you paid at least a third
imagine what you could have done with all that money now.

all £100 of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

i could have bought you about 20 gallons of slimfast

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

it wouldn't have brought your neck back

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)

it might've got you a boyfriend you could keep tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)

why would you want to keep the same one forever and ever and ever
when you could have new ones from time to time?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)

i dunno, love and a deep, meaningful commited relationship as opposed to a quick spurt with a man who won't look you in the eye

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)

yes yes
but after a few months or years, that gets boring.

and people get divorced.

you should know, neckless.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)

i'd rather be a monogamist than a nonogamist

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:58, Reply)

yeah but someone married Al and you two are the most loathsome cunts I've ever come across. You can't trust people to make smart decisions.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

oh look, its Rachelswipe's future husband to the rescue
look Obi Wan, it isn't my fault that you've failed to look after yourself and ended up an amorphous mess
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Swipe doesn't need rescuing pal I just felt like getting involved. You know you're a tosser.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)

nothing in this thread has upset me until just now :'(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)