I've got you up there on a pedestal I'm afraid

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You're making her sound like a cake

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:28, Reply)

something something something cream filling something something

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)

In many ways she looks like a cake
a large cake, on the last day of it's best before date that's been dropped a few times so it's been in the reduced section of morrisons, and ended up being squashed in the shopping bag on the way home
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)

batteredburg

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Cor, gossip or wot, battereds fucked cavey?!!!!11
I knew monogamy weren't his thing
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:36, Reply)

i don't remember
i must have been iced
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:44, Reply)

funny looking but still sweet and lovely?
you're so nice, rory
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:45, Reply)

We'll get you a fuck from an internet random yet cavemeister

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:48, Reply)

And needing a lot of tongue work
I reckon you've pulled the intermittently entertaining Rory there, Cavy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I am better than this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)

that's not what your gaz said

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Well he obviously hasn't got much going on in his life
And he can be amusing sporadically.

Go for it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:59, Reply)