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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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good experiences with gumtree/craigslist
So I emailed every random stranger about the spare room to rent. Does anyone have any past experiences with similar websites so I know what I'm up against.

alt q: Bugger, I've opened a wormhole to the crazy dimension haven't I?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:44, 152 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Are you still in Leeds?
If so I can keep an ear to the ground in my professional/landlord capacity.

Whereabouts? Gaz if sensitive.
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Leeds yes

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)
you may end up with kinky furry sex
that's what I hear
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:04, Reply)
Thats the last thing I wanted

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
perhaps it was what you needed

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)
You're soliciting sex with a random on the internet again Cavey, you're better than this

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
although somebody has to take over where Biggers left off

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
What happened to biggers?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)
She got herself a section 3, our thoughts are with her during these difficult times

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:24, Reply)
How may B3tans have been sectioned now?
I'm fairly sure that Edmund is in some institution too
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Most have had a least a section 2, those crazy headbangers
EdsMeds is their mental health hero
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Gilgamesh was in the loony bin for a little while.
www.kineticnorth.com/StuffAndTing/LoonyBin/Default.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Rory is telling fibs about BGB
I think Hairpot may have been borderline, especially after the occasion when he set up a meatpuppet to argue with himself.
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Oh lol I missed that. Weren't he the paedo fixer AND ENDED UP DOING TIME FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE
Those were great qotw days
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:42, Reply)
lol what a shame.
He was pretending to be his sister but yes, that's the guy. Also got O/T in the tabloids after his "suicide attempt."
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Ban this sick filth!

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Thats borderline
just on the wrong side of the line though
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:42, Reply)
i am not better than that

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:23, Reply)
I've got you up there on a pedestal I'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:24, Reply)
You're making her sound like a cake

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something something something cream filling something something

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)
In many ways she looks like a cake
a large cake, on the last day of it's best before date that's been dropped a few times so it's been in the reduced section of morrisons, and ended up being squashed in the shopping bag on the way home
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)
batteredburg

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Cor, gossip or wot, battereds fucked cavey?!!!!11
I knew monogamy weren't his thing
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:36, Reply)
i don't remember
i must have been iced
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:44, Reply)
funny looking but still sweet and lovely?
you're so nice, rory
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:45, Reply)
We'll get you a fuck from an internet random yet cavemeister

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:48, Reply)
And needing a lot of tongue work
I reckon you've pulled the intermittently entertaining Rory there, Cavy.
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I am better than this

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)
that's not what your gaz said

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Well he obviously hasn't got much going on in his life
And he can be amusing sporadically.

Go for it.
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I love University Challenge me.
What did everyone have for dinner?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Pizza and garlic bread
your started for ten, who is Phred Jaques?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)

Some cunt who always posts on your head innit.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:21, Reply)
I'm passing to Scumbags

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Pork and caramalised red onion sausages
Why dy'ask?
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veg?
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I certainly am

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comfy trousers?
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This jacket makes it hard to type though
Luckily I've got my best stabbing knife between my teeth.
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bleak old shop of stuff - shite, discuss.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Good concept badly done
Not bothering to watch any more.
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God, University Challenge was irritating tonight.
The captain of the Manchester team was a right twat. i had to resist the urge to punch the telly. You know, on account of how that would only break my telly.

I have never used Craigslist or Gumtree, but I hear they're both full of crazies.

Alt: I expect to hear of your kidnap, torture and dismemberment in the near future.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I thought he was alright.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)
He was a pillock.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)
University Challenge is ALWAYS irritating
Chinless kids who know a lot about something, but nothing about everything else.
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Jeremy Paxman is usually the most irritating thing about the show though
so to out-irritate him takes some doing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)
I enjoy his mangled pronunciations
When he's trying to be clever but reading an auto-cue.
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I like his patronising disdain of any student getting a question wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)
That man spends most of his free time examining his gussets

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)
I thought you were in a steamy gaz exchange with Cavy

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I gazzed her some grot and she's just popped to take some bumhole shots
not an easy task once you get to her size
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Are you going to pay the mortgage on her new house?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)
only if there's plenty of diarrohea

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Is that the same as diarrhoea?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)
wrevheta

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)
lol sick burn bro

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)
But what else do you have, really?

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Soz, I only romance the ladies on here
you want LIC, he's always been confused about his sexuality
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)
You don't really do it very well, do you?

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Thankfully not, no
you have seen this haven't you?

www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/pool/
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Yup, we're a handsome lot on here.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)
They breed as well
it's disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I have decided to abstain from procreation
for the good of the human genepool.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)
wouldn't having mr b3th rutting away on top of you not only put you off your tea
but also fracture your hip? yeah too right man.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Probably would, yeah.
But I get round it by pretending it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)
How are we supposed to elope at this rate?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)
You could get Gonz to drive you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)
If you're going to be a lothario
You must look like a man out of Maroon 5.
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He's a smug prick

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Easy to be disdainful when you have the answers in front of you

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and when you're a smug prick.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Racist, I like the Chinese.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Cute, cuddly, and easy to please
I said CHINLESS.
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The Chinese have many things they've done to impress
like Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ6tEgq_ZYI
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:53, Reply)
You could say that.
www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/craigslist-ask-tell.php
www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/return-craigslist-queen.php
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Evening benders.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)
TD, Jeff's talking to you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Evening b3th.
How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:40, Reply)
A bit meh.
Just found out there's another funeral I get to go to next week.
Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)
That's not good.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I'm like Typhoid Mary.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Any other news?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
No.
I'm going to have to bite the bullet and head to Bristol to chat with agencies.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)
You could always phone them.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)
That will be the first step
but they'd probably want to see me in person too, wouldn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Some will, some won't.
A lot of them will just want to meet with clients rather than candidates.

Worth calling them and seeing if you can arrange face to face meetings though, it's always better than a call.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
That's what I figured.
If you have a face to face, they'll remember you when they're putting forward potential candidates.

Also, once they've seen my angelic, trustworthy face, they'd feel bad if they didn't get me a job.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
hahaha
Well let me know when you are coming into Bristol.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Definitely.
We can totally have a drink and that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Why I've never been so insulted in my life
Minces off...
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Still busy TD?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Yes
Nothing until 13.00 tomorrow though so I can do some drinking tonight.

You?
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Busy still, but it's all good.
I'd much rather be busy than bored.
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Anything on the horizon to replace the current contract?

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Not at the moment, but I'm looking about.
I'm going to try and set up some meetings next week with people.
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Are you tied to Bristol or could you move for the right job?

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Happy to move.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
move like a funky disco machine

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)
I am a disco machine.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
I've heard that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
What else have you heard?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
That you're bent and mean.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Meh.
I'll bet if you make it into Bristol you'll want me to buy you lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)
I wouldn't dream of it.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:18, Reply)
I expect you to buy the drinks!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Liquid lunch it is, then.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)
woohoo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Ho hum
I know that a large employer in this area is after your sort of expertise.

I'll have a look about tomorrow and gaz.
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Friends Life?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
No
Edit - They might be, but not the gang I was thinking of.
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Oooh.
Gaz me!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Sorry. That sounds a bit Duncan Norvelle.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Ooh - chase me

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Very true young man.
/is bored
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I thought you figured it didn't matter which arm you wank with?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
True, but it get sore after a few hours

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Hey spacker
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Not bad, back home
healing nicely but still very tired so not back to work for at least a week I reckon. :(
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)
I hope you weren't as whiny a patient as mr b3th is.
He's driving me insane already, and it's only been three days.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Nope.
I intensly dislike being dependant, makes me a shite aptient but in a different way.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Evening all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Tangled!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Jeff!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)
DOGS COCKS!

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NICOLE!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
PAPA! Fuck me up the arse like you did when I was 7.

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Is that why you turned to drugs?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Drugs just came to me
Like a moth to a flickering lighter beneath a charred spoon.

But I can handle it.
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Just remember drugs are really cool, and are always there for us man, especially if you feel your world is falling apart
or even if your just bored on a Tuesday night
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Rory, you're the Elton John of O/T
Except it's Monday and your punctuation is shite.
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i'm mainlining crack thru my eyeballs at the moment cut me some fucking slack

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:40, Reply)
TD is northern and is injecting MDMA directly into his mouth.
He calls the process 'E by gum'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:41, Reply)
gawd

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:44, Reply)
I just wander around the fields scoffing mushrooms.
Some taste nice, some make me fight the Meekon, some make me sick.

I forget which is which.
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Fuck you're so hardcore
Are you - like - sniffing the dragon? From behind?
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I ent seen your mum today so far

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:43, Reply)
If you do ask her why all the money is going to my brother and not me, eh?

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I'm guessing it's because he's the favourite.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Are you suggesting that TD
is a disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:53, Reply)
And my sister is getting fuck all
Rancour? Oh yes.
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I'll try to kickstart this thread to life
But I think the plugs are carboned.
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I'm still here.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:16, Reply)
here but bugger all to say
life is dull
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Do a wheelie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)
go fuck a dog

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Jump the Great Wall of China.
On yer moped.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)
Engines are for poofs.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:32, Reply)
Would Red Bull help your injury?
I understand it gives you wings. Wings are a bit like shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)
Sorry, the only people I know in Leeds are either students, or moving away
Tonight I have had 3 rather nice ales, and I'm just letting the fourth warm up a little. It's been a good night.
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