Dump him.
He's obviously useless.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:53, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'll bet Gonz would rustle up something for you both in exchage for being the meat
in a b3th and berk sandwich.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Oh, you've woken up again, have you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Yeah. I'm all awake.
I've got up and had a coffee.

I'm going to jump in the shower in a minute.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Yeah, but to be honest...
how willing would YOU be to make a 120 mile round trip to bring someone lunch? Particularly as he barely has the money to put enough petrol in his car to get to work at the moment...
(berk, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:09, Reply)

You'd think that Tennis Boy would be able to 'serve' up something.
Ace.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:10, Reply)

I might not do that
but I'd be able to phone a nearby takeaway and get something delivered to your office/lab.

Mind you, there's nothing stopping you doing that yourself, i suppose.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I've got £60 to last me til the end of the month
so, no. Also, I'm in the category III containment unit, and I can't ring out or even get out to sign for anything. So, again, no.
(berk, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Well, that sucks.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Yep, a big one.

(berk, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I'll buy you some chocolate
When you come to Briz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Ah yes, to make up for the chocolate you didn't buy me
when I got knocked off my bike by a pedestrian...?
(berk, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:47, Reply)

He's obviously useless as well.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)

I'm sensing a theme here.

(berk, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I'm not rubbish!
I sent you a witty text about your personal injury and got you a kebab. I'm a prince amongst men.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I concede that the text did make me giggle for whole minutes.

(berk, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)

And the offer of chocolate
Still stands.

What more do you want?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)

How the hell are you going to last on sixty quid?
That wouldn't last me three or four days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:57, Reply)

She may have to forego buying jackets...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I had a jacket audit yesterday.
It's not good, loads need to go. And loads need to come in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Trading jackets could be your lively 'hood'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Lots of beans on toast, breakfast cereal and very little social life.
moving house was expensive.
(berk, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)

I live off porridge and brown rice.
Also couscous is always on offer in Waitrose (£1.75 for a preposterously big pot) so I grab that every now and again. I definitely spend too much money on food when I'm out though, I can't walk past Boots without getting sushi at four bloody quid a go.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Did they give you any of that deposit back?
That was a ridiculous amount they charged you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Pfft fuck no.
they've got their grubby little mitts on that til the day I leave.
(berk, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Make sure you take a shit in the water tank before you move out.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)

You're all class b3th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)

You knows it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)