Mrs Cow's away on one as well then?
It could be a small, very specific water source particular only to two women who live 300 miles apart, or it could be that all women are menkle.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:02, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm going for option B - MENKLE
No, she has been in a right fucking mood this weekend
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

The orbit of the moon affects the whole planet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Thats no moon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Are you calling Mrs Foxtrot fat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Merely making a shit joke

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

About her weight?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Dude! *looks appalled*
MS Foxtrot. Don't scare me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

"Ms" makes her sound like a lesbian though
Oh hang on... I didn't realise that was the arrangement.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Also; she can't get fat
None of you people can
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

True

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

My one apologised once we got home
which was a fucking relief, normally dancing makes her happy as larry, I was dreading what she was going to be like once it was over.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

She also apologised last night
I farted and went to sleep. I win
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

You know you've found a special girl
if she's prepared to apologise for being wrong. Ever.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

"thpethial"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Speak for yourself mate!
Mine just, er, likes a challenge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)