I have this obsessive thing
That when I'm drunk I have to be totally correct in grammar and syntax.

I'm very drunk, just said goodbye to an old friend today.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:12, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Did you say bye bye or proper goodbye

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)

A tip to the head
As he went through the curtains.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)

oh sorry 'bout that mate never nice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)

48 - that's five years older than me
Lived a fit life too. I'm doing too many too young funerals at the moment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)

I did two of my friends fathers funerals in 2 weeks
cancer and suicide, both were in their 60's, the week after one of the sons got married and his father (cancer) was supposed to have taken the service, bitter sweet it was.

EDITED to avoid buggery of dead people
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Ugh.
I'm all funeralled out. Two in the last two weeks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:46, Reply)

put that David Holmes mix on dude.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)