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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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has she bought you any pink vibrators recently and has she polished them with her gusset brasso first?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:27, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
i haven't seen her in a few months
so they're probably all stockpiled like a....

..... i have no idea what simile to use for a stash of vibes. like an ann summers shop at christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:36, Reply)
like swipey's aunt with a filled gash.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)
like a row of soldiers dipped in a peeled boiled egg

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)
like a row of cunt ammunition stacked by the breech

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)
that actually made my nose wrinkle involuntarily
well done
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)
like eager cunt rats waiting by the sewer

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:57, Reply)
now you've made them sound like tampons

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)
is a tampon not a sex aid?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)

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