we'll just sneak up the m1
and take it for free.

not the deep-fried mars bars though. you can keep that kind of crap.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:31, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I thought you like the Scots?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)

that's your wishful thinking talking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Yep.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)

they are only for tourists, you know that?
good luck drving the water and the electricity down the M1 though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)

You know the M1 stops at Leeds, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)

darling i don't go further north than halifax
i so can't pull this off. unlike my desperately posh colleague arabella who, in an interview, covered up shocking ignorance about not knowing where birmingham was by drawling:

sweetie, i've never left zone one.

they thought it was funny and she got the job.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Fuckssake, are people still called Arabella?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:31, Reply)

op art
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)