If that last one was a genuine ban then it seems like we're being clamped down on
So calling Gonz a boring little Jewish prick with a prescription drug dependency problem wouldn't be received well.

So I won't.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:12, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I should think not.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Another falling out that I've missed :(
Details please
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Do you want him to wait till you've got your cock firmly in hand?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:14, Reply)

god i@m JUST BEING NOSEY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:15, Reply)

o god is Battered ANGRY again?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Not after 4 pints of Guinness I'm not

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:17, Reply)

are you trying to threaten me into buying you alcohol?
this is the worst i have ever seen this forum, its awful
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:19, Reply)

There hasn't been one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:15, Reply)

So you've always despised him?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:16, Reply)

I love everyone. You know that. Apart from Al. As he's a wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:19, Reply)

SOMEONE ON HERE LOVES ME!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Any particular reason?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:21, Reply)

He's obviously met Al

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:22, Reply)

COR GOSSIP, SPILL THE BEANS
ent he a fairy in real life who laughs all the time to cover his crippling social awkwardness?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I don't know, I've never met him.
I just know he's shagging my brother.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:25, Reply)

I can only repeat what has been thrown at him on the board

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:26, Reply)

You can only repeat eel shit?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:33, Reply)

yer

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Gonz would take that in good-ish spirit I expect
Vive la difference
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Anyway, I'm fucking furious with you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:15, Reply)

Get me banned then
You Maroon 5 lookalike self obsessive.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Unimaginative and self-obsessed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Cherish those scars
Because you'll NEVER be cut by anyone better.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Srsly, me and you are T H R O U G H

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:23, Reply)

OK
I'm back in town in a couple of weeks - I'll give you a ring for a few beers.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:28, Reply)

Even though I am tedious, self-obsessed to the point of paranoia and unimaginative?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:30, Reply)

You're not a bad geezer in real life.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:31, Reply)

AND JEALOUS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:31, Reply)

Oh yeah, jealous of CQ. I forgot.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:32, Reply)

that was the best bit of his crap meltdown, it weren't tongue in cheek
The worst part of the whole affair is my posts are lost forever :'(''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:34, Reply)

He's like a 15 year old.
In a bad way. In what way could I feasibly be jealous of a mid-thirties, divorced, single father who only gets to see his kid every fortnight, wears army surplus, has a beard and has very clear learning difficulties? At least when I'm rude to people I am 1, literate, and 2, realistic.

My favourite bit was when I got told off for winding him up, all I'd done was deliberately got him to go and look up the meaning of coulrophobia so he'd know I called him a clown.

You massive bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Why bring his Jewishness into it?
Being a Jew is hardly grounds to criticise someone.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:14, Reply)

TTJ

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:16, Reply)

TTJ?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:16, Reply)

That's the joke.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:18, Reply)

I see.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:19, Reply)