this is the worst bit of internet bullying i've ever encountered
as in it's so fucking lame I don't even know why I'm here
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:40, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Which bit in particular?
Bring me up to speed, K. Apart from Dozer being a mod, I already knew that anyway, I'm people who know people
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:41, Reply)

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D SAY THAT KRISTINE
I'd expect it from that twat, but not from you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:41, Reply)

BAN HAMMER

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

JAN HAMMER

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

I wield the banhammer, not you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)

There's been no finesse
Not like how you duffed up Battered
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:41, Reply)

That was purely accidental awesomeness.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Battered got battered?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

It was like one a post wonder, crack a Joe Frazier left to the jaw, *BANG* OUT FOR THE COUNT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:45, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha shurrup

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Where?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)

DON@TFUCKWIVKRIZZLINTON
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post953870?highlight=answers-post-954165
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Battered isn't in that thread.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

he fucked his account so he couldn't log back in, I'm assuming
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post954096
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

The JAW
Pay attention, haggis face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)

oh my god that's racist!
I'm offended and I'm reporting you to the mods.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)

THEY ALREADY KNOW
Well, Dozer does, and he's so mod he shagged Leslie Ash in an alley in Brighton
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

I gave her the trout pout.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Sorry bbz.
And take this as a verbal warning, from B3ta's newest mod.

No more Scot-bashing, mmkay?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

Scotland are incredibly shit at sport
and your national instrument is ludicrous.

"No".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)

England are hardly world-class at sport.
And I don't give a fuck about sport anyway, apart from snooker, which the Scots are quite good at.

Remind me again what the English national instrument is- the hurdy gurdy? The lute?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)

England have the best test cricket team in the world
and recently beat the French, World Cup runners up, at rugby, and the Spanish, World and European Champions, at football

DO YOUR RESEARCH, SHOTTON
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)

But they struggle to get past semi-finals in football comps and have a bizarre sense of entitlement.
Rugby is for benders and isn't a real sport.

And the best cricket team? Cricket is a joke and your former colonies delight in whupping your ass at it. You may have the odd season where England do alright, but you're about as consistent at that as you are at football.

And it's funny as fuck how the first thing you can think of to make out that Scotland, as a nation and a country is shit, is sport.

Bravo Darth, bravo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)

You're adorable when you're wrong but can't admit it
Night night xxx
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Night babes.
Dream of me so we can be together in our dreams.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)