This week has been OK.
I had a record breaking day of egg hunting yesterday - www.thebigegghunt.co.uk/ - , finding 19 new ones , so that made me feel good.

Tomorrow I am going to Canary Wharf and Knightsbridge to get those ones, as well as picking up three weeks worth of DC Comics in Basildon that I haven't collected after being away the last two weekends.

(Look, I gave up drinking, I didn't claim to have removed the addictive personality completely, OK?).
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:54, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Oh 'FOR' the weekend, not 'AT'.
Um...I wind down by masturbating out of the window by my 8th floor desk trying to hit the tourists in the queue for The London Eye.

As a younger man, I may have had a chance, these days it just dribbles listlessly onto the Japanese tourists taking the open topped bus tour on the road below.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)

as a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)

I clicked 'I like this'
but I am not sure quoting films is acceptable round these parts.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 8:59, Reply)

It's not, really
I just felt it was relevant to the conversation and imagined you doing a Monty voice.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I can actually do that voice. Hang on...


*cough*

*ahem*

*deep breath*


"I'm so fucking poor and I love Hitler and I think David Bowie is shit you fucking bent spastic. Drugs, Needos, Food, moan moan moan"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:03, Reply)

textbook

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Good work. 9/10.
Needs more mentions of daughter and mad ex girlfriend.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I actually deleted those, as it felt too mean and personal.
I'm actually nicer than i seem, you see.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:20, Reply)

That isn't hard though
You seem like a right cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Well, yes, there is that.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)

not enough 'fucking shit' or quenders, verily forsooth

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)

oh and bent, this is bent, thats bent, your bent
everything is bent except me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)