Which - no witch.
On which side do you hold your witches hand? I can only stick to a right hand left hand collaboration. Anything else feels odd.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 3:12, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*makes Scooby Do confused noise*

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 4:14, Reply)

Classic /offtopic here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:11, Reply)

is a "witches hand" some kind of masturbation device?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 8:22, Reply)

If by "witch" you mean partner/gf/so then I'm surprised such respect has not hindered your advances in this area of life.
It's up there with Ho and Beeyatch.
And on Mother's day too :(
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Teehee no mum on mums day

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

No punctuation this morning?
So that raises the question, did you intend the reply:
Teehee, no mum on mum's day.
Or
Teehee. No, mum on mum's day.

The first may be construed as somewhat insensitive by someone recently bereaved, I guess.
I reckon that's probably what you meant, based on how you come across most of the time.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 18 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)