fuck off druggie

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:11, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

More wit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)

that almost sounds like Mortgage, how's yours?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Going down each month.
Like Dawn on the Royal Regiment of Fusiliers.

Except my mortgage isn't kneeling in a puddle of piss round the back of Clinton Cards, with a Lambert and Butler in one hand and the dribbling penis of a braindead squaddie in the other.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)

just your bank balance then?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:16, Reply)

No, my bank balance isn't a common slut either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)

just your girlfriend then? she must be dead cheap going out with you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Oh man there's no way I can compete with this erudite repartee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:20, Reply)

you're right, cos no matter how shit i am at english
you will always only ever be a drugged-up financially fucked failure who never sees his daughter and only has a girlfriend because she has daddy issues
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:21, Reply)

oh and also for some reason believes in beheading pimps
verily, forsooth
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:21, Reply)

You truly are most upset about me, aren't you?
I apologise for making you so angry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:22, Reply)

so you should be, glasses houses and stones, drugsfail

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:25, Reply)

his "girlfriend" is going out with a divorced desperado who hangs around her office at lunchtime
because of his innate terror of being alone for a minute. she must be a peach. or a cracker. maybe some combination of the two.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:24, Reply)

for the love of god drop it swipe
yes, i have a girlfriend, yes we see each other at lunchtime because we don't live together and don't see each other every evening.

I know you're bitter about being fat and alone, but please, seriously jsut drop it, this isn't big or cool or clever
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:26, Reply)

you are a needy whiney little desperado and it's not surprising your wife ditched you
it IS surprising you have suckered another woman into your clingy little net, but as everything else you've posted is bullshit, she probably is too.

now you've made me think of the witch in the wizard of oz. you're meeeeeeeellllllting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:29, Reply)

waht are you going on about biggie?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:30, Reply)

there's no windows left in that glasshouse of yours, neckless

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:32, Reply)

see? i have no idea why you're so mean to me
i thought we used to have chemistry :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:32, Reply)

i'm only interested in biology

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:34, Reply)

shame you're not getting any

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:37, Reply)

i know
if only I had a sister, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:40, Reply)

I think his hatred of cats stems from trying to fuck one and getting clawed in the scrotum.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:41, Reply)

if you did she'd be the pretty one

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:44, Reply)

His wife left him when he called himself the wrong name in bed one night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:31, Reply)

wife sister
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:31, Reply)

fuck off battered, you're the shittest sidekick since superdog

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Pfft.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:36, Reply)

lol verily

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:19, Reply)

+quender

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:20, Reply)