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Another stinging retort.
I'm on the ropes, here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:55,
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latest was 12 years ago)
i'm not surprised, your whole life is such a catalogue of complete failure
that this is like shooting fish in a barrel
a barrel shaped like your daddy damaged girlfriend, that is
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:56,
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Wind your ne..oh, sorry. No offence.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:57,
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oh you got me good there, what with that photo of me stooping, brilliant
i could never live this down, i will have to declare myself bankrupt, get a stranger pregnant and take up hardocre DRUGS
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58,
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You simply aren't witty or funny enough to maintain any level of interest from me.
Sorry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:59,
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except that i'm outclassing you at every turn
i'm the oscar de la hoya to your (post 'arry) bruno
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:00,
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Is that a sports analogy?
Classy as ever.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01,
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yes, there are things outside the world of drugs, music and failin g at life
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:02,
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Like two men hitting each other for money?
Pikey to the last.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:06,
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i'm not really into boxing, monty
at the moment you're not putting up much of a fight, mostly cos you don't have much going for you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:08,
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I would like to see this photo please
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:59,
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I've never seen it either.
It's just one more thing that gets him FRIGHTFULLY UPSET ON THE INTERNET.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01,
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kind of like when your girlfriend has daddy flashbacks mid coitus
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01,
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search broke, wait a mo
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/me.jpg
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01,
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Hahahahahaha
You really do look like an oleaginous waiter. I thought it was a joke.
Dear God I actually feel sorry for you now. I'm going to leave you alone from now on. And poor Dawn. How does she cope?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:17,
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handsum
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:24,
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404 flid
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:26,
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you look like a retarded cat
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:28,
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Is that the photo that prompted swipe
to start calling you "neckless"?
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Kroney, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:20,
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yep, i'm stooping
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:20,
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You look like a regional manager for Phones4U,
out in Reading town centre celebrating your 'divisional motivator of the month' award.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:22,
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you look like a failed druggie
and responsible single parent
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:24,
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You have a 'Ford Probe'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:26,
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"i can afford a car"
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:26,
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^ typical working class attempt at one-upmanship.
I'll bet you love it at B&Q on a Sunday, on the way back from Dawn's parents', picking up a nice set of table mats, when you look around the car park and your 'Probe' has the most recent license plate in there. I bet you give yourself a top motivational 'high five'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:30,
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sorry but what is your problem with class?
why would a bankrupt drug addict care about whhat class somebody else was?
you seem awful superior for someone who has so clearly failed at everything
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:33,
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You seem to become rather upset
when your lack of it is pointed out.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:33,
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Updated version
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/29bec66eec806c644cfb/wnk.png)
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:38,
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'I laaav you.
I want to mahrry you. Take me hom with you after your holeeeday, yes? We wheel be mahreeed, yes?'
Errr, can I just have the bill, please?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:42,
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That's rather unfair on the regional managers of Phones4U
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:27,
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Is "ropes" street talk for Heroin?
oh monty, *shakes head*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:56,
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No, that's 'whizzle sticks'.
Do keep up.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:57,
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i heard in later life Dennis the Menace got completely addicted to those
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58,
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What's ropes? get me a ten bag.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:57,
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too slow fuckstick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:57,
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I thought 'too slow fuckstick' was *your* nickname.
I'm so confused!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58,
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probably because you are druggled
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:59,
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i fucken love this
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:59,
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Why?
He's pointing out that you are a semiliterate imbecile.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:02,
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no, he's pointing out taht you are a drugsfail
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:03,
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If that's what you think he's doing then you are even more dense than I thought.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:04,
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dense like the liquid your girlfriends dad used to chuck up her
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:04,
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Your shittest attempt today.
I'm embarrassed for you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:06,
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that's what she said to him
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:07,
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Mine was better than yours spakkers you fucking abortion! Just to point out our online feud is shit compared to Monty and Cuntbubblin.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:10,
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i think your all lully
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:16,
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