Not me, but I can probably speak for my long suffering wife and kids
My mum just got back from a holiday in Egypt and brought me back a fez. My kids were kept entertained for whole literal seconds with my Tommy Cooper impression, especially since we were out for a meal at the time. I think I passed the 'embarrassing dad' threshold a long time ago.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:24, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If indeed they are your children

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Noooo THEEYESTHEEYES
long suffering murdered
( Kroney, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Afternoon Bill Clay ITIYRN

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Afternoon AA
How's the fantasy football going? I'm at around 17th at the moment in the b3ta league and have been top of the work league for about 90% of the season so far, so I'm trying not to do anything daft. I'm bound to win it this year as we decided to play 'just for fun' and they're talking of starting a weekly purse for it next year.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)

*checks*
119th
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

+ out of 210
If indeed that makes it sound any better
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Hi 'Bill Clay'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Hi Monty/Possible Fake Monty

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Real Monty
But then I would say that, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

One of you needs to grow an evil goatee or something

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)