Evening all.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:13, 14 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Evening PD
*commandeers thread*
Attention B3tans!

I have an interview tomorrow, so I'd like your answers to these questions:

Give me 3 words to describe yourself?
How would your manager describe you?
What is your biggest Strength/Weakness?

If they ask me if I have any questions for them I'm totally asking them to describe a difficult situation they found themselves in and how they resolved it, or something similarly HR.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Alright Lighto
3 words- handsome, charming, psychopathic
Manager would describe me as handsome, charming, psychopathic
Strength- looks and charm, weakness, psychopathy.

Hope this helps.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:25, Reply)

*scribbles furiously*
*examines picture of Mr Messy*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:33, Reply)

Do you want me to ban you or something?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:35, Reply)

evening
arty, nerdy, silly
manager opinion: confusing, enthusiastic and 'WTF is she doing now?'*
strength: enthusiasm, or tits, or enthusiastic tits. Weakness: NONE, I AM INVINCIBLE

*amongst other things, one morning she opened her office to the main corridor where I was draped in video tape claiming to be the ghost of VHS. She just shut her door again.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:35, Reply)

What are you doing here? I banned you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:36, Reply)

your ban hammer is weak, old man

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:38, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anyway, I'm in a good mood tonight. Palace on the stereo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Best of luck with the interview Tlic
Smart arsed cunt.
Ditto,
Ditto.

At least I'm consistent.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)

hey guys check out bbc2, i think swipe'll be on in a minute

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)

THE PROGRAMME WAS CALLED RUGGED WALES YOU USELESS SHITS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)

try and be the bigger person Quints

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:02, Reply)

i like swipe, its just a joke, jeez

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)

I am surprised to find that
sourz skittle vodka goes green rather than the orange/brown that ordinary skittle vodka goes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)