I wish to confess
That I'm a fat drunken moron and despise the Royal Family with a vehemence so deeply felt that it could only be replicated by a South African diamond mine.

Will that do?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Can you pad this out into a full drama during working hours please?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I'd prefer one in the evening
I can't make the daytime shift. Except around easter, perhaps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Easter is good for me
Wht do you say TD?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)

I work bank holidays too.
I can't be relied upon to dramaticise my life although for a fee I'd be prepared to syndicate it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

get someone else to use you as a puppet
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then film it
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PROFIT
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)

A large, ill-tempered, sporadically drunk puppet with a North Lancs accent. And glasses.
Not really vaudeville, is it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

No, I work during working hours.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)