I like it as I sit therte going i could do this sooo much better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You wouldn't get on it for exactly that reason
That and the fact that your face looks like a baboon's abortion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

how would you know what a baboon's abor....
oh wait, was it you I saw outside the zoolological society's termination clinic?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)

No! It was not me! And I have no idea what was inside my coat!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

i'm just glad you made the sensible choice
a ballroom dancing primate would have been too much for the documentary makers at BBCThree to handle
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Yeah, they said much the same
I offered to throw a self-replicating gerbil into the mix but they were having none of it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I always think that.
And then I get to work and think 'fuck it, I can barely do this, actually'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:12, Reply)

No matter how confident the person
It's incredibly difficult not to be mindful of just how embarrassing the fuck-up will be when there are TV cameras trained on you.

The fact that they're all carefully hand-picked dickheads doesn't help.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

That guy from the Isle of Man was astonishing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Stuart Baggs - The Brand?
But everything he touched turned to sold!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Andy Kershaw?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)