That is very hard to contest
Not only a terrible lyric but a memorable and prominent one, and the opener to one of the worst songs ever written.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:03, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Stick a pin in Oasis' discography and you will find many equally bad opening lines
And that particular one is from their supposed "peak" and all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)

I am genuinely befuddled by this notion that Oasis had a peak or indeed a trough
They basically repeatedly reworked two Beatles songs - a fast one and a slow one - and somehow eked out 6 or 7 albums from this, all utterly awful, totally unstinting in their shitness. So how did they have a peak?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)

I'm with you all the way on this, Trotter.
It is why there are few music journalists I will trust.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)

That, and the fact that they all talk utter hogwash in return for money.
Kris Needs is an exception. Nice fellow too. Nick Kent has written some interesting stuff but is an utter, utter tosser.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)

His brother Clark is an excellent writer
but hardly ever seems to be at his desk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Please die. Thanks x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

You remind me of Kris' brother 'Special'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Special Akabusi?
Awunnga *belms*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

'Free Nelson Mandela' lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)