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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I've been married for 5 years this month
Can you imagine it, 5 years with no sex life.
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Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Congratulations. Kind of.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:27,
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Is that some kind of sick joke
I can't afford a divorce + Rent on a flat + Child support payments + loans taken out in my name.
So I am stuck.
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Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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I am truly sorry mate.
That sounds rubbish.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:35,
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Yeh I'm incredibly emo about it
Pah I tell you what, I couldn't give a crap, I promised Akira She-ra ManatArms that I wouldn't leave
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Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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So, what you're saying is, your wife puts out?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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You're getting my wife confused with my oven glove again
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Peej, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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Does the oven glove put out voluntarily?
Technically this is gloverape
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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Not everone's favourite author
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:50,
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Hahah excellent
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 14:50,
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