I just had to do a poo by torchlight
as the lights in the bog were broken; I can imagine Kroney finds this quite romantic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:03, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So in the ladies' it was a case of
'fanny by gaslight'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)

it was "the bum gravy of the lamp"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Safer than by matchlight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Sometimes I light candles all around the bathroom
and put Barry White on the radio before settling down for a nice poo. Unfortunately, last time I did this, it turned out to be the opening salvo from the galloping trots. Quite the turn-off.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)

difficult to transfeer them to the freezer I guess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)