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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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weigh yourself once a week, first thing in the morning, after you've had a piss and before you've had breakfast.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:45, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I've come to the conclusion that weight loss and/or scales are not a science
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)

firstly they are digital and cripplingly accurate. secondly if you don't jump off them quickly enough, they give you body fat as a percentage.
who needs their chips to be pissed on THAT badly, eh?
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Otherwise I'm adding this to the list of things that science can't explain, alongside the stone that materialised in my running shoe this morning, headphone wires and my hair
( , Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)
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