most likely water retention
if you were sweating in the gym, your body will retain water. drink a metric fuckton of water today, your body will release the water, and you'll have lost by the weekend.

trufax.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Fucking cake retention more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:52, Reply)

hmmm
after an illicit dinner with one of my most favourite b3tans last night at which i shamefully consumed pizza AND ice cream AND pear vodka, i have gained 0.5lbs this morning. i am in no place to mock anybody else's cake retention!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I can fart more than that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

it has sent me into a panic!
not that i over-react.

anyway it was totally worth it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)