You're thinking of Yorkshire, potato boy.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It all Kes country up there, no wonder everyone's on antidepressants and heroin

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)

I read a story in teh paper a while back
about a scaghead who died in her living room and lay there for a few days before anyone found her. By which point her dog, who'd become a bit hungry by then, had chewed her face off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)

I'd probably eat the face first
or maybe the thumbs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)

It's fair to say that the window cleaner got a bit of a shock.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)