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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
My new plan for this week involves playing with my new toy:

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:09,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Crikey that's big!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:09,
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I can't see this picture therefore I'm imagining that it's a massive dildo
dirty boy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:09,
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it appears that i ma correct
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:12,
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I'll "correct" your ma with this massive dildo, alright.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:13,
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JESUS CHRIST THAT'S BIG.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:11,
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Good Lord! What is that?
Is it a harmonium-type thingy that you pump with one hand? (obvious joke is obvious)
In other news I had a bostin' weekend with lots of food, booze and guitar playing!
This week I are mostly trying to get car companies to buy my wares and cleaning my house.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:21,
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You forgot...
Buying booze for your bumchum Poofers at lunchtime.
Boss on Holiday: Check
Director on a Conference: Check
Pooflake fucking off at about noon and spending the entire afternoon in the pub: checkaroo!
Altalt: Wasn't there a thing on Top of the Pops when Dexy's Midnight Runners
sang mimed 'Jackie Wilson Said', and the set designers fucked up and put loads of pictures of Jockey Wilson up behind the band?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:48,
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The lunchtime thing may be on!
It looks like I'll be sorted by 1 ish so an hour and a half lunchbreak could be in order!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:00,
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Sweeeeeeeeet!...
I'll ease myself into my drinking trousers.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:01,
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It needs more Professor Yaffle and mice.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:50,
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