Tea?
I've got spicy kale and tomato with turnip chips and garlic mushrooms. It is surprisingly nice for something I made.

/fascinating
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:41, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'm making a nice curry
Did all the cooking myself and everything. I'm very proud.

i can't do the rice though. My rice always comes out clumpy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Try draining any leftover coconut milk into the rice
then turn the heat off, stir it up real good like and put a lid on so it suffuses the rice in the residual heat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Nah, I just leave that shit to the boss.
He does nice fluffy rice.
And I didn't make the *whole* curry from ingredients. There may have been a jar of sauce involved.
But I'm learning. One day I might be domesticated.

have you recovered from your big dance thingy yet?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)

I'm doing surprisingly well at not being bitter, thank you for asking :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)

i take it sleeping with one of the judges did you no good?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:21, Reply)

One out of four is not enough it seems

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:25, Reply)

well, you know what to do next time

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Anyone know where I can get rohypnol?
What a stupid question
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Sorry dear
You'll have to ask Chompy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:36, Reply)

those pictures were well cool
you look like you lapped up the attention
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 20:23, Reply)