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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Its the whole kilt thing that does my tits in. There are cunts in my work that wear them at the drop of a hat, the spend the evening wandering about thinking they're William Wallace and making really feeble jokes about having no undercrackers on.
A 'real Scotsman'? A real 'fucking cunt' more like it.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
But there are some right fannies around. Pantomime Hamishes, my mate calls them.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:52, Reply)
my stupid ex husband would have qualified as one. Proof they are cunts
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 17:53, Reply)
I'm not scottish, and make no claims to be. Only reason i'm wearing a kilt is that the bride was best man at my wedding and wore a tuxedo. i felt duty-bound to reciprocate in kind, but couldn't really see myself fitting into an evening gown, so figured a kilt was the closest i could get and maintain some semblance of dignity. and the bride's mum is scottish.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:31, Reply)
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