Every now and then I hear a song that I wish I could perfectly recreate in a karioki, just one song, it would be OK if I couldn't sing any other song well, just one song.
And then I imagine myself winning £100 in credit from local pubs as I go around karioki competitions and karioki-offs and announcing that it's open bar for that £100 credit for everyone, and after all that, I walk out without saying 'bye' and nobody knowing who I am. Just a stranger who can sing one song really well who has given everyone a free drink.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 9:15, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Karaoke should be banned from pubs.
As should real ale buffs, with their fucking CAMRA guide and notebooks full of comments on the half pint of piss they've just bought. And Christmas songs on the jukebox from October onwards.
I've decided to be a grumpy bastard all day.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)